Playfully Evil

I won't hurt you on purpose

[marvinetta]

I am angry.

A few months ago, retail and fast food workers were told we didn’t “deserve” a living wage because it wasn’t a real job. It was supposed to be a stepping stone for something bigger! It’s a teenager’s job! It’s unskilled labor!

Fuck everyone who said that shit. 

We are expected to continue to work in crowded buildings, specifically exempted from “less than 10 people” etc. We are exempt from shelter in place and lockdown orders.

We are expected to continue to be nice to the people screaming at us because we can’t keep things stocked. 

We are expected to not complain that we can’t shop for ourselves and our families because panic buyers are snatching it all up and we have nothing to get when we’re done working. 

“Oh here’s $150 one time bonus for part timers to show our appreciation” says the man who made $11 MILLION last year and laid off 3000 employees, some of who were only a few years from retirement. 

“Oh here’s a temporary bump of a few dollars” says the company that makes billions. 

Right now, if all the grocery store employees refused to work, there would be chaos. 

We are suddenly considered “essential” yet still making minimum wage with no healthcare in a lot of places. 

We have to be in huge crowds of people who we don’t know if they’re infected. 

We are suddenly heroes and patriotic. Anyone currently working during the pandemic needs to see a huge wage increase. Nurses, waste disposal, EMS, pharmacists, grocery store clerks. Stop giving us empty platitudes and fucking give us more money, health insurance, PTO, and be nicer to us when the shit isn’t hitting the fan. 

[chalroe]

something sasha said a while back that i thought was important and havent seen on tumblr yet

please stay safe everyone ♡

[thelightfluxtastic]

[Image ID: Two tweets from Sasha Sienna @SiennaSasha

Everyone involved with TMA, especially Jonny, has been very clear that this isn't a story that has a happy ending, and it can be frustrating when it looks like people aren't hearing that. I know Jonny feels a lot of trepidation about how people will respond to season 5.

Part of that is obviously normal, but part is because it's clear that some people will struggle with seeing characters they connect with suffer. But TMA is explicitly a horror and tragedy show. If that'll really negatively impact your wellbeing, that's a sign to step back.

End ID]

[aneilert]

Important for two reasons:

1. Fans, please take care of your own emotional wellbeing. Remember, it’s just a show. Remember to take a step back if necessary. Talk to your friends, put things in perspective. The characters are fictional, and we already know it will end badly for at least some of them. It’s fine to be emotionally invested and to care, but don’t let it hurt you for real.

2. Fans, PLEASE don’t take it out on the creators if you are surprised or hurt by the show! Please let us all be aware that these people are just people, that they have created this amazing show for our enjoyment and they have always been respectful and considerate towards the fans. Let’s not repay that with unfair attacks. (And the same goes for how we react to fans who choose to engage in a different way than we do. All headcanons are valid, and fandom should be a place for shared love of and joy in the content.)

[jonathan-dabs]

despite all evidence to the contrary, I can have little a laugh. as a treat

[playfullyevil]

[mekabbii]

my brain developing plot lines and multidimensional characters while at my busy at work:

my brain as soon as im at home with loads of free time, empty notebooks, and multiple writing programs at my disposal:

[precisely-miss-march]

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

why are all the images in HD i’ve never seen HD versions of these images

[fat-mabari]

extra definition for extra relatability

[wingsofbadass]

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

[encisor-deactivated]

[adaar-i]

[catchymemes]

[croquettish]

Have you ever seen a twitter thread (or, in this case, two!) that so perfectly expressed everything you’d felt over months and months of harassment persistent? With all credit to @blackblobyellowcone, who is clearly amazing and completely gets it– not just why us women write and read the erotica that we do, but the history behind the censorship we, as a gender, have experienced. Bravo. 

[chibi-blue-scapula]

@shipping-isnt-morality

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[fruitshow]

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[notlostonanadventure]

Keep reblogging this it’s shaming them into prolonging shows

[camisodo-deactivated20150320]

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

[subtleseas]

[hashtagloveloses]

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

[caiju]

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

[faeriviera]

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

[dragon-in-a-fez]

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

[christenisnotsocial-blog]

this is my favorite post

[yourenotbeneaththis]

i can’t not re blog this 

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

to sleep? perchance to fucking sleep?

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[fmanime]

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

[fmanime]

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

[ink7blot]

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

[comrade-hozier]

@dalethesjtoddler

[cappucino-commie]

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

[captainlordauditor]

This post was written by Roy Mustang

[ebonyheartnet]

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

[burntreads]

And its like, I didn’t know he could do that, that shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the child is.

[marichromatic]

Some people are like “There should NOT be a child in the military”

And I’m like “Well WE’RE WELL PAST THAT”

Some others are like “If there’s a child in the military, then I can do human transmutation with my daughter!”

And we’re like “Well those two things DON’T ADD UP AT ALL!”

[princesstigerbelle]

If you are feeling depressed right now just remember that this picture exists

Feel better soon my peeps

[princesstigerbelle]

Also… this cat actually exists as well…

[princesstigerbelle]

Here take this

It will be alright.

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia