Plum-Roots

I’m kinda in love with the nerdy guy on my iPod who says the song’s name when I press the wrong button

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

[tastefullyoffensive]

Falling with style. (via qoomaiboo)

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[ithelpstodream]

[marylinj]

PREACH

[whyberealistic]

darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

[whyberealistic]

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

[werewolfenstein-deactivated2018]

First of all, how dare you…

[whyberealistic]

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

[whyberealistic]

the Same™

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION FACEBOOK PAGE

[plum-roots]

Most of these are not being an introvert... it's social anxiety. They aren't the same thing and aren't mutually exclusive

[theoncomingcapaldi]

Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became “fans” because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because you’re girls who “like” geeky stuff. Kindly go jump in a lake and die.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

A woman organized the letter-writing campaign to NBC to save Star Trek when it was on the verge of being cancelled after the first season, and thus enabled the show to continue on for three seasons allowing it to go into syndication and gain the following it did in reruns.

A woman organized the first ever Star Trek convention, and convinced NASA to donate a truckload full of stuff for said convention thus starting the tradition of Star Trek conventions featuring space for modern science.

A woman greenlit Star Trek while acting at the head of a major studio, and consistently fought pressure to cancel the show. This same woman was the person who greenlit Mission Impossible and was the first woman to head a major studio.

A woman wrote many of the most famous TOS episodes, and went on to write on to write episodes of The Animated Series, The Next Generation, and Deep Space Nine.

Learn your history.

You think women stole your favorite things? If it weren’t for women, those things wouldn’t even exist, but you probably don’t even know the names of the women who made that possible.

So much for “infinite diversity in infinite combinations”…

Who is the fake now?

[untilterminalfailure-blog]

i’m just laughing so hard right now bc it’s hitting me that there are geek guys who think that women would actually pretend to like this stuff to cater to guys. like it never really occurred to me the depths of how absolutely fucking stupid that idea is.  ”we appear to have common interests but you still don’t like me so that must mean we don’t actually have common interests and you are not a real fan”. oh my god i just can’t right now. i want to feel offended by the fact that there is an idiot out there trying to tell me what i can and cannot like but i’m just too busy laughing.

[kiriamaya]

Also, a lot of the current fandom terminology we take for granted originated in the Star Trek fandom, specifically Star Trek fanfic. And who were the major driving force behind Star Trek fanfic? Women.

[jhameia]

Earliest spec fic texts in the English-speaking Western world were written by Thomas More (Utopia), Lady Margaret Cavendish (the Blazing World), and Mary Shelley (Frankenstein). Note that there are two women among those names.

I am so sick of these Fake Geek Guys who don’t even understand the history of the fandom they claim to want to protect.

[startedwellthatsentence]

A WOMAN WAS THE FIRST PRODUCER OF DOCTOR WHO.

A WOMAN CREATED THE THEME TUNE FOR DOCTOR WHO.

Are you fucking kidding me? So we can create your favorite things, but it’s impossible for us to be fans of them?

[marsixm]

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[sawkinator]

I arrive at the Hotel California

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

[sawkinator]

I CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

[evolutionofmyjourney]

[mikewdriver]

this was the actual image that was signed off for B-inspired magazine for a article about a toilet museum moving locations 

[istealforksfromrestaurants]

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[astralhux]

my name is Cow and when it’s day they send me owt to eat sum hay i think of what i’d like insted you guessed it rite i think of bred

[lerios]

You: memes are dumb and shallow Me, an intellectual: the latest meme is quasi-14th century middle English poetry in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer about exploring language, cows and agriculture in iambic diameter