a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude
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a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude
Falling with style. (via qoomaiboo)
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if iām still wearing my jacket indoors, itās because iām cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, itās because theyāre very busy and simply made a mistake, not because theyāre trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, itās because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
PREACH
darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space
fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time
First of all, how dare youā¦
always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines
the Sameā¢
I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK
JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT
JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION FACEBOOK PAGE
Most of these are not being an introvert... it's social anxiety. They aren't the same thing and aren't mutually exclusive
Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I donāt care what anyone says. Women arenāt and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became āfansā because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because youāre girls who ālikeā geeky stuff. Kindly go jump in a lake and die.
A woman organized the letter-writing campaign to NBC to save Star Trek when it was on the verge of being cancelled after the first season, and thus enabled the show to continue on for three seasons allowing it to go into syndication and gain the following it did in reruns.
A woman organized the first ever Star Trek convention, and convinced NASA to donate a truckload full of stuff for said convention thus starting the tradition of Star Trek conventions featuring space for modern science.
A woman greenlit Star Trek while acting at the head of a major studio, and consistently fought pressure to cancel the show. This same woman was the person who greenlit Mission Impossible and was the first woman to head a major studio.
A woman wrote many of the most famous TOS episodes, and went on to write on to write episodes of The Animated Series, The Next Generation, and Deep Space Nine.
Learn your history.
You think women stole your favorite things? If it werenāt for women, those things wouldnāt even exist, but you probably donāt even know the names of the women who made that possible.
So much for āinfinite diversity in infinite combinationsāā¦
Who is the fake now?
iām just laughing so hard right now bc itās hitting me that there are geek guys who think that women would actually pretend to like this stuff to cater to guys. like it never really occurred to me the depths of how absolutely fucking stupid that idea is. Ā āwe appear to have common interests but you still donāt like me so that must mean we donāt actually have common interests and you are not a real fanā. oh my god i just canāt right now. i want to feel offended by the fact that there is an idiot out there trying to tell me what i can and cannot like but iām just too busy laughing.
Also, a lot of the current fandom terminology we take for granted originated in the Star Trek fandom, specifically Star Trek fanfic. And who were the major driving force behind Star Trek fanfic? Women.
Earliest spec fic texts in the English-speaking Western world were written by Thomas More (Utopia), Lady Margaret Cavendish (the Blazing World), and Mary Shelley (Frankenstein). Note that there are two women among those names.
I am so sick of these Fake Geek Guys who donāt even understand the history of the fandom they claim to want to protect.
A WOMAN WAS THE FIRST PRODUCER OF DOCTOR WHO.
A WOMAN CREATED THE THEME TUNE FOR DOCTOR WHO.
Are you fucking kidding me? So we can create your favorite things, but itās impossible for us to be fans of them?
itās so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesnāt know
Thanks American Girl!
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and heās literally my favorite creature
Heās a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this ladyās dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc⦠at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog thatās learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
Chaotic Good Boy
I arrive at the Hotel California
place: lovely
face: lovely
room: plenty
I CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
this was the actual image that was signed off for B-inspired magazine for a article about a toilet museum moving locationsĀ
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didnāt blog this and felt guilty
my name is Cow and when itās day they send me owt to eat sum hay i think of what iād like insted you guessed it rite i think of bred
You: memes are dumb and shallow Me, an intellectual: the latest meme is quasi-14th century middle English poetry in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer about exploring language, cows and agriculture in iambic diameter