Good For Her! Not For Me.

Parks and Recreations is my life. Amy Poehler is Queen. That is all. (Also Little Mix, The 100, Arrow, GoT)

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[shadywinters]

Top tier answers here

[direfoxicorn]

[arrispect]

[taylorswift]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

Taylor Swift - Mr. Perfectly Fine (From The Vault)

Listen to "Mr Perfectly Fine" (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift

[misguideds0ul]

The Eternal Couple 🖤🧡

Saaya and Cleopatra have been courting for 4 years now and whenever they are together it’s a sight to behold. They live in India’s Kabini forest.

They are so beautiful.

& they have children together too!

Also, fun fact: Saaya means the ‘Shadow’

Photographs taken by Mithun H.

[inneedofdonuts]

Power couple

[pangur-and-grim]

idk why but it's satisfying to see that Pangur has kept (and possibly increased) the slinky-ness of Lily

YES, Long mamma had a Longer baby

Lily above, Pangur below  

[discreet420memes]

I love every single picture of Pangur being manhandled because she always seems pretty blasé about it. Like, “Yeah, okay, I’m not sure why we do this but I trust you completely.”

[pangur-and-grim]

methinks this calls for a compilation

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[janeplease]

She is thirsty

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

elephant

[bottommemes]

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

[caduceussaysfuck]

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

[bottommemes]

never mind !

[irateyourposts]

8/10

[riben-deactivated20230922]

This got a higher score than me having daytime sex with autozone employees? Fucking christ

[tenya]

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

[tenya]

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

[spooky-catboy-angel]

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

[thecryptkeeper]

i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

[thecryptkeeper]

*runs over the curb* this is my design

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

Wait whoa

[landsword]

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Nooo don't make fun of wallstreet short sellers! You'll make them the laughing sto.... The laughing st............

[fuckboyzuko]

My Irish friend didn’t believe me when I told him that in Florida there is literally a wall of orange juice in every grocery store.

[orangejuiceblogging]

Florida. My greatest American stronghold. The center of my power.

[fuckboyzuko]

tumblr user orangejuiceblogging lives up to their name

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[foxtrovert]

Pedro Pascal as Din Djarin in “The Rescue”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

teaching paddling courses to kids is so much fun because without fail every class will have one or two children who are terrified to the point of tears about getting into the canoe, and every time I ask them what they’re most afraid of. I ask genuinely, “what do you think is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you today? If something horrible happens to you today, what will that thing be?”

And it’s always that the boat will capsize, that they’ll fall in, etc.

In summer courses, the answer is easy. I just walk into the water wearing my life jacket, start floating, and say “this is what it looks like when your boat capsizes and you fall in. I’m doing it right now. I fell in.”

If it’s chilly out and I don’t want to spend all day wet, I tell them, “want to know something funny? We’re going to capsize on purpose later. We have to learn how to capsize so that we know how to help ourselves when it happens on accident. Do you think we’d so something on purpose that’s dangerous? What will happen is that we will all fall in the water, and our life jackets will hold us up. I know that, because it’s my job to check your life jacket. Then we’ll all float around until we get back in our boats, and then we’ll go inside and change. The worst part of it all is that you’ll be soggy.”

This has never failed me. They always calm down, get in the boat, and end up having fun the entire time. Time and time again, the Unknown is the ultimate fear, and a little bit of patience at the start is all it takes to keep things running smoothly.

All that said, my favorite kids are the funny ones who clearly respond well to humor, so I get to tell them, “I can absolute guarantee that no one is going to drown today. I would never let that happen, because I don’t want to have to fill out the paperwork.”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

me: what’s gonna happen?

crying child: I’ll fall in the lake

me: *falls into the lake on purpose* like this?

crying child: 

:’ 0

>: O !!!!!!!

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[legally-a-bastard]

this is so fucking cute

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[utmostconfusion]

We settled with Biden. but if you decide to vote third party or not vote instead of supporting Biden... fuck you. You have to see that this is bigger than choosing the “best” candidate. This is a fight for the soul of our nation. Settle for Biden. Settle because if you don’t hundreds of thousands of people will die. People. will. die.

[luminescent-city]

To the people in the notes saying they refuse: what are you actually going to do to change the system?

Because voting third party as it stands right now is NEVER GOING TO WORK. I understand that you want a further left candidate. By GODS I understand. But right now? It's either you vote blue and the fascism boulder stops rolling quite so fast, and maybe we get a chance to stop it and even start trying to push it back up the hill; or you vote third party, support an actually good candidate that doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of winning, get your warm fuzzies from not voting for the centrist, and THE FASCISM BOULDER GETS BIGGER. And anyone who tries to stop it gets crushed. And anything we were building to slow it down has a worse chance of stopping it.

Nothing is going to fix this country immediately. And your cynicism is fully understandable. But jesus FUCKING christ people, just voting third party is going to do LITERALLY NOTHING to fix it. It's not a "cry to fix the system", or at least it's not gonna be heard as one. And not voting is just as bad.

So tell me. What is your actual plan? What are you going to do to dismantle the two-party system, what are you going to do to stop fascism in its tracks, and what are you going to do to put an actual leftist and not a right-leaning centrist into office?

Because if you can do that, hallelujah! Let's HEAR IT! Let's DO IT! I support you 100%, I'll get the megaphones, the guillotines, I'll help draw the coup plans, whatever we need.

And if you can't? At least don't stop the rest of us doing the best we can. We can at least make an ATTEMPT to push Biden left. We cannot do the same for Trump. They are not the same.

And we are not 'settling' for Biden. We're not going to sit down and stay there and be like "oh no this is fine right where it is." But we have to take the first step to go anywhere and this is the best shot we've got, a hell of a better shot than voting for a candidate that's probably not even on some of the ballots. Because when Trump wins, the right won't settle either. They are going to keep dragging it further and further and we are going to be completely drowned out.

And you're giving them ground.