sad bitch

27 / The Netherlands

[sacred-portal]

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[cosmicanger]

[devils-queen]

666

[sacred-portal]

[maykitz]

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[were--ralph]

imagine if werewolf knots were square

[were--ralph]

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

[were--ralph]

[takaholic]

I need him to nut inside me so many times that when he pulls out it looks like someone pulling apart a fresh mozzarella stick

[mintmatcha]

hey im gonna need you to log out

[takaholic]

[mintmatcha]

dont act like the victim Mrs babybel cheese

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[gothredy]

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there