[animusrox]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[saltysapphics]

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

[yimmypee]

me when my straight girl friends show me pictures of their ugly boyfriends expecting me as a gay woman to somehow validate their bad tastes

[liraelclayr]

No, YOU’RE crying

[vaspider]

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

[benkidu-deactivated20240822]

Oh my.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[roots-arrow-deactivated20231003]

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

[goldring]

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

[goldring]

LAD SPOTTED

[goldring]

Update: lad kisses camera

[goldring]

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

[goldring]

FJDHJDJSNDJD

ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

[goldring]

LOCAL BOY ACQUIRED

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

if you’re reading this right now.. i truly hope something good happens to you soon

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[trapcard]

[memewhore]

[xshyboyx-blog1]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Best Cat Tweets Of 2016

Via Bored Panda

[3fluffies]

Always reblog this.