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Frankie. 21. This is just a lot of random stuff. Enjoy.

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[gwendolynshepherds]

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

[neonperri]

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness. 

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

[trashmouse]

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

[xzombiexkittenx]

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

[pom-seedss]

Is it tropey as hell? Yes.

Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.

Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[itsasooz]

Avoid Windows 10 October Update Until You Do One Thing

If you're not wild about losing all of your photos, music and documents read on.

[alkatyn]

reading that genuinely made me feel slightly ill

[deskgirl]

I physically cannot read this or I’ll be too stressed to sleep, but here’s for my Windows buddies

[kookaifoundation-deactivated202]

as of an hour ago: microsoft’s examining the problem and until it’s solved, update 1809 is paused.

[ghost-of-bambi]

One of the stupidest moments in all eight of the Harry Potter movies is still the moment in Prisoner of Azkaban where Remus starts to transform into a werewolf and Sirius, who has known him since they were eleven, became an Animagus for the sole purpose of remaining safely in his company during his transformations, and is by all accounts an uncommonly intelligent man, is suddenly all, “Remus no, this heart is where you truly live!” as if he’s Barney the Dinosaur and can reverse the effects of Lycanthropy with love and cuddles.

[lux-morningstar]

[harpyhormones]

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

[readmetxt]

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

[harpyhormones]

theyll be that too

[oopseydazey]

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

[oopseydazey]

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

[askfordoodles]

#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg

[branch-and-root]

The ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS.

[afishtrap]

I was an artist’s model in uni since it paid better than any other student work position. Did a life drawing class one semester, despite it being an unheated old building in the winter evenings, because the instructor was a decent fellow who always had extra space heaters. So there I am one evening, exhausted from my team’s afternoon practice, but I’m in a comfortable position on a padded stool, ready to hold the position for like fifteen minutes. Space heaters all around me, spotlights on me to get shadows in interesting places.

Beyond the red glow of the heaters and the hot-white of the spotlights, the massive drafty room is dark and quiet, broken only by the instructor’s whispers and the scratch of charcoal on paper. Me, I’m just dozing, ‘cause my ancient dorm was heated with creaky old steampipes that never really got warm, and with the new extra-powered space heater alongside the others, that night was the warmest I’d been in a month. I dozed, basking in the glorious warmth.

And then I fell asleep.

And then I fell off the stool.

I woke up rather abruptly on the cold wooden platform, and looked up to see an entire ring of terrified and worried faces around me. Everyone had their hands up, ready to help me up, except no one had touched me. Naked chick laid out face-down on the floor, and all the men and women were suddenly acutely aware they couldn’t just grab a half-asleep dazed naked chick.

Fortunately someone had the bright idea to tear the sheet down from the backdrop, lay it over me as a wrap, and then everyone was quick to help me up.

After that, the instructor and students got used to taking turns talking to me, just to make sure I wasn’t dozing off. Which was weird, at first, because I’d done two semesters just being a silent prop, and now I was interacting. It gave the class a vibe completely unlike any other I’d modeled for, and it ended up one of my favorite modeling experiences. 

postscript: months later, walking on campus with someone who’d eventually become my spouse, we passed some guys on the main path. One of them stopped, peered at me, and then said hello, excitedly, saying, “sorry, I didn’t recognize you, I’ve never seen you with your clothes on!”

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

This is honestly so delightful and accurate 

[sephiwhore]

The only situation where saying “I’ve never seen you with your clothes on” is a completely normal thing to say.

[twitterlols]

[southpauz]

I can’t wait for them to meet up

[mysharona1987]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen.

[hazelcills]

“Sometimes she narrates her actions inside her head in third-person. Does that make her a writer or a woman?”

— Green Girl

[tender8-deactivated20230104]

WOW

[foodffs]

French Onion Soup

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Is this how you roll?

[whitepeopletwitter]

Reality is stranger than fiction

[robotsandfrippary]

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html 

[foodffs]

CHEESY BROCCOLI, BUTTERNUT SQUASH AND QUINOA CASSEROLE

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Is this how you roll?

[decentsapling]

Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.

[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga stopped by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to discuss all things A Star Is Born, as well as share her thoughts on Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh