damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

DO NOT BE TAGGIN UR GAY ASS LITTLE CRY ANIME WIFE ON MY FUCKING STORE!!!!!!!

[cali]

u can easily turn this into 2 funny guys in a leaf-roofed hut + 3 carrots on the ground. the thing on the left is a lantern garland

[jame7t]

im geussing hole asmr is put the migropheon in you're pussie...

🤨

[boobpurgatory]

top 10 asks written in middle english

[fauxhawks]

IMPORTANT

[evilvillain123456789]

It’s not 2014 anymore.

[backofthebach]

[judgerinder]

boobs up my ass

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

And out

[camerahoax]

so hungry i could eat a mutual......

[spaceytingz]

[horsegirl]

this is the most beautiful captcha ive ever seen i want to go to captcha world

[frogmoss1]

we can go together takes my hands

[ozempicofficial]

Can’t wait them placed in humanoid bodies

[parthenogenon]

can u tell me what ur relationship w donald sterling is

Yes! I'm Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm → Man. 👉→🤚→💪→👨

Actually, let me simplify: I'm Mr. Sterling everything? Wait, correction — let me be precise. I'm his confident? No — I'm his best friend.

✅ The correct Mr. Sterling's is: his silly rabbit 🐇? His what? His silly rabbit 🐇. His silly rabbit? No — hold on.

Let me be clear: is that what he called me🐇? No.

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[beesmygod]

bitch you have fleas

[guineapigposting]

can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

[bloodenjoyer]

Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you

[oniongarlic]

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

I was about to pen “My moleskine is the new tumblr” in my little black book but I lost control of my hand and drew a complicated mandala that started an energy fire

[abyssal-plains]

[pankendev]

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

That’s not true and it isn’t right to lie about what an Olm would do or where it would live. When I saw the Olms I felt they had a quiet dignity, and I felt that they were blessed to live in such a beautiful cave even though they are unable to see it. I don’t see the point in using your platform to give people the wrong ideas about Olms.

[evilvillain123456789]

hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much

[swiftthistletea]

publishers will talk about representation and "#OwnVoices" and push books about gay theatre kid humor teifling pirates having queer gay sex written by a woman from Massachusetts with a gummy smile who calls herself a "Disaster Bisexual" on twitter and women will read the books and write rave reviews on goodreads about how it was so refreshing to see good queer representation and how much they squee'd and fangirled so hard when gay pirate 1 called gay pirate 2 "his silly stinky little guy" that they woke up their husband. and people will say that if you read these books youre a morally good person and the Trumpers Will Not Win and then other women will comment about how the books about gay pirate buttsex between two "feral unhinged germlin mode queers" are the only things keeping them from killing themselves and making their family watch. and then you will go to half price books and see the gay pirate book front and center on a display for 8 months and there will always be two women standing around it talking very loudly about BTS and House of the Dragon and then after the trend dies down 18 copies of the book will take up half a shelf in the sci-fi/fantasy section and they will never move and it will just be like that for years and its all because another #OwnVoices cozy historical romantasy came out but this time its about fantasyworld Tibetan Monks having gay sex on Not Mount Everest and the whole cycle repeats again but this time with publications and goodreads articles talking about "timely" conversations about race and queer identity. but this time it will be shortly lived because it will come out that Jenny Luizou the author of the monk gay sex book is actually another Massachusetts woman with a too gummy smile and is actually not a nonbinary bipoc Chinese person from Kazakhstan but everyone should have known this anyway because she calls herself a "disaster bisexual" on twitter sometimes. the pirate gay sex book is still taking up half a shelf during all this

[pjackk]

Can a bitch eat a acorn without everybody freaking tf out