my pornitude

A place for me to store & share the visual porny stuff I like.

[komaami]

Hudson is killing me, I literally can’t work 😩 so unfair

Hollander and his damn ads 😤

[gaynehollander]

I just think, based on the way Ilya had his hand down his pants for the entirety of the Boston conversation, that after he and Shane are settled in their relationship his relaxation always includes somewhat inappropriate Shane touching. They're watching a movie with Shane resting on his chest? Ilya's hand is on his bare ass, fingers playing along the crease where his butt becomes his thigh, occasionally lifting the cheek and letting it go just to feel it jiggle. Shane's on the couch reading? Ilya's crawling between his legs and resting his head in the crease of his thigh. Shane's cuddled up with his back against Ilya's chest? Ilya's hand is resting on that man's cock. It's not necessarily sexual, it's not consciously possessive (although it is subconsciously possessive in that Shane's body is his to touch in whatever way he wants), that's just how he's most comfortable.

[gaynehollander]

Meanwhile, Shane Oral Fixation Hollander always has some part of Ilya in his mouth. So they're cuddled up, Ilya's right hand on Shane's ass, the left one in his mouth and it's become so normal that neither one of them gives it a second thought. There's definitely a time or two where they accidentally do it around other people, like they're watching a scary movie with the Pikes and don't realise that Shane's had two of Ilya's fingers in his mouth for the past ten minutes until Hyden catches it out of the corner of his eye and goes "dude, what the fuck??" or they're heading back with the Cens after a series of away games and they're cuddled up on the plane, both half asleep, when Ilya's hand just makes its way down Shane's pants to rest in the crease of his groin and when Troy says "Roz, you'll be home in like two hours, can't that wait?" neither one of them realises what he's even referring to.

[theprofessional-amateur]

[strathshepard]

Anjelica Huston by Ara Gallant, 1976 via

[actuallysara]

New BTS video of Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie during a photoshoot for Heated Rivalry S1 (via heatedrivalrycrave)

[butchqueersapphic]

TOOLbelt (2002) by Martha Summers

[goaltenderness]

hockey rpf recognizable patterns of behavior

this has existed in my drafts/discord messages/meanders of my deranged psyche in one form or another for ages now, but recent discussion #onhere re:bleak boyband bingo encouraged me to clean up the list for human consumption and present it in bingo format, which immediately made it 150 times more user-friendly and thus postable. while obviously visually inspired by bbb, thematically i think it is only adjacent at best because the focus here is fundamentally about relationships, even when it comes to squares like The Weight Of Legacy or Signing With Your Hometown Team (inspired by dylan larkin and john tavares respectively, whose narratives are soooo tied to The Ghost Of Other People it's almost laughable). ideally this board could be incorporated into a larger bbb-style board that would also include broader, less shippy archetypes; but i personally am Not Good at that so what you get today is 81 squares of love&horny.

color-coded version hopefully conveys the fact that while i do believe the 3x3 cards can stand alone, there is a continuity both vertically and horizontally AND diagonally. after all, one of the characteristics of sportsrpf is the fluidity of the dynamics— linemates today, facing off tomorrow, etc.

some of these squares are so very clearly about one specific pairing to me, but depending on your hockeyfandom entry point i think it might vary drastically and i'm very curious about what people's first associations to specific Narratives(tm) are. might reblog later with examples but for now in the name of science i want this to hit the market neutrally and let it percolate

3x3 boards under the cut for easier readability

[pornitude]

What a gift to fandom! I am in awe of this accomplishment *___*

[pornitude]

On March 24th, 2011, I created this Tumblr and started with this reblog above. It was never a place for me to post my own stuff: I always meant it to be allow me to find and curate a collection of the arty, queer, fun porny stuff the site was great at. Later, I opened a sideblog with my fannish pseud to have a fannish presence on the site, but... I never loved Tumblr as a fandom platform. I never managed to use it to talk to people and felt lost in the tumble. FUCK, I loved it for porn, though. On tumblr, I saw the prettiest dicks in my life. I found stuff I would never have seen otherwise. I LOVED it. I know porn lives other places too, supposedly? But the amazing, uplifting, arousing shit I found on Tumblr before, I have NO CLUE where to go for, now. I’m sad about that a lot. Hit me up if you know where this parcitular community relocates. I'm anatsuno on every service I know :) Vale, Tumblr. You were really interesting for a while there, before your capitalist overloards inevitably fucked you up. Now you get to join your many brethren in the Great Repository of Misused Online Services. I hope the idea of the tumblelog somehow survives you, and I hope I can find great porn again somewhere else.

[heyepiphora]

My mission: put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. The result: this HUGE giveaway, the largest I’ve ever run with over 50 different sex toy prizes! 😍

Peeps, I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses and BDSM implements, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a slew of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of various companies.

Classic favorites of mine such as the Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, and Mona 2 are up for grabs, but there’s also a ton of new stuff, such as the Doxy Die Cast and Womanizer Pro. Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, and more than half are available to international folks!

Enter to win the sex toy of your dreams now!

[xenomorphobia]

[christopher-dorito-evans]

Do you know what fans in China call you?

[copperbadge]

@tehnakki WERE YOU AWARE

[smallerpartsofthecity]

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[mariabbw]

[fralewds]

[bigchicagobear-blog]

[stilesridinghood-deactivated202]

"So, I heard you talking shit?"

I have Draw Braeden for lux-chels’ wonderful  idea.

Braeden is really a badass and I love her in the show (I really want know more about her, like, how she survived to deucalion, why she does that job…etc).

I think that she and Meagan Tandy deserve much more than hatred messages.