Unwillingly Immortal

The only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet.

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[thomasmomwell]

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[haydenthewitch]

babe are you okay you rb'ed “you’re too loud” 15 times today

[ihaveasolutionbutyouwontlikeit]

You don’t need many. Just enough.

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

Even just a few people can make a huge difference.

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

would you fuck a werewolf

Well it IS October after all

[becherdireinen]

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[beezelblub]

Bless me with thy potato luck my lord

[aceofheartsssss]

pleaseee help meeee potato lmao everything feels like shittt latelyyy

[tyaz]

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

[sakeofpower]

[deepspaceboytoy]

“Imagine if a man said he hated all women” oh what a preposterous and patently ridiculous thing for a large majority of men, both in and out of power, to say or think. Truly what a nightmare world we would be in if men both thought this and acted on it to create and enforce a rigid system of male gender supremacy.

[catchymemes]

[onenicebugperday]

What the hell she drew a man

[onenicebugperday]

You're gonna be blown away by what I'm about to tell you