thats why you talk like that

tumblr just for posts that irrevocably altered my vocabulary

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[divergent998-blog]

[jjbang8]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[chickenfarmersan]

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[hitomikashiwa]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[brucebocchi]

[brucebocchi]

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[cetitanhasmoved]

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

[cetitanhasmoved]

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

[avvocarlo]

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[postsdictionary]

x

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[enderbones]

[ordinarybureaucrat]

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[teoremaking]