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pspsps may i tempt you with my strawpage
day 1 of job: I will sit politely and do all my work so so fast and stop only when my break is granted
day 200 of job: well looks like it's time again to take a pee for fifteeeeen minutes.
ah shit i gotta write this thing now
lmao i was so caught in the euphoria of pissing off qin shi huang with gay fanfic that i forgot im the one who has to write gay fanfic
EHDGWCEHDGDHD IM GIVING YOU THE BRIBE MONEY @romanceyourdemons @thismetallicbird HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FUNNIEST FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS SITE
ah ha! my loyal intern has weeded out the traitors who have been writing SUBVERSIVE LITERATURE about me! GUARDS! off with their HEADS!
and my loyal intern is spreading the truth #preach
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
He’s not playing with it
He’s eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”
I am 5’5”
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
... how many hearts are in the vet office
He just stole mine <3
I don't drink a lot of milk. It's not really my drink of choice (water or Dr pepper are generally my drinks of choice), I don't use very much of it for cooking. Like, to the point where I have a container of powdered milk to mix up if I ever need it for cooking. Sometimes I buy those little containers of milk made for drinking in one sitting, and part of it will go bad because I don't even use all of that.
So when I say I have too much milk, that could mean anything. But this time it means that my neighbor ended up with 6 gallons of milk, and foisted one off on me. And then a friend of mine showed up in the middle of the night, and gave me another gallon. So I, who never uses milk, had two gallons of milk to try to consider what to do with. I don't even know what to do with a pint of milk much less 2 gallons, so I thought I should make a lot of pudding. Because pudding uses two cups of milk per batch! I don't know of anything else that uses that much milk. I don't even think cheese sauces use that much milk.
But I had failed to consider what I would do with that much pudding. I know you can freeze milk, so I looked up if you can freeze pudding and it turns out that you can, and it doesn't even really change the consistency.
What it CAN do is become pudding pops, if you add it into some kind of container that has little individual spots. Some people probably have containers that make popsicles or whatever, and I probably do somewhere in my house, but what I did have on hand and easily accessible was ice cube trays.
I also, due to a weird fluke of recent crafting, had popsicle sticks. Way too long for popsicles made out of an ice cube tray, except I also had a pair of garden shears to cut sticks with.
Which is to say I now have four dozen tiny pudding pops to eat. Chocolate, banana, choco banana, and chocolate swirl cheesecake.
My partner suggested that I should have done strawberry cheesecake. Which prompted me to wonder what the hell kind of pudding he's been eating. But I bet that if I added a little bit of strawberry gelatin to a pudding mix, I could probably make a good approximation without changing the consistency too much, it would just at worst have a longer set time which doesn't matter because it's going in the freezer... EXCEPT. Freezing gelatin makes a weird texture.
So I guess stay tuned to see how it goes, because I still have some cheesecake/chocolate swirl pudding in the fridge and 6 spaces in one tray from what we ate of them.
They're fucking delicious, and everyone should get a chance to try these at home.
I made chocolate, banana, chocolate banana, chocolate cheesecake, strawberry chocolate cheesecake, and chocolate strawberry. I haven't tried all of them yet, but as I was putting them in the bags (to avoid freezer burn), they smelled amazing. I don't even have a good sense of smell, so I know they had to smell really good if even I could smell them.
And since they're made with an ice cube tray and not a Popsicle tray, they're the perfect little snack size. They aren't so big that they start melting and getting goopy/sticky before you finish they actually stay frozen the entire time.
Success!
I don’t mean to be rude; but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this, does anyone have any examples?
Supernatural
Doctor Who (Steven Moffat specifically)
Sherlock (Steven Moffat specifically)
Actually Steven Moffat is basically just this sentiment given human form.
A version of this happened with The Magicians, tbh. Though instead of expectation: men, reality: women it was expectation: smug nihilists, reality: mentally ill queer folks.
Arguably Game of Thrones.
If we broaden it outside of television…I think Star Wars falls into this, at least the sequel trilogy. Maybe the MCU as well. And I can’t help but think of every band that’s ever complained that their fanbase is mostly women. 5 Seconds of Summer comes immediately to mind.
In general, most white male creators seem to have this massively entitled mindset where they want–and think they deserve–the time, attention, and enthusiasm that creative fandom (i.e. the side of fandom more dominated by women) is known for.
They want our eyes for ratings, our word-of-mouth for free publicity, our metas for social media buzz, and our spending power for merch and cons. But they don’t want us. And they don’t really want the responsibility of telling a story to a thoughtful, engaged audience, regardless of that audience’s demographic makeup. They just want to be praised for whatever schlock they cough up.
And like any other spoiled brat, they will break their toys before they share them.
It goes all the way to the top for kids shows. Toy sales will crash a show. Makes sense, but if those toys are gendered for boys instead of the female viewers, they won’t usually switch up the marketing and move them to the girl aisle. They cancel the show outright.
Mind you it is perfectly possible to make the switch in marketing, but execs would rather throw it all out than have something that doesn’t perform well with male viewers. For example the Rey merch was not expected to be popular, for some reason, there had to be public outcry to get merch of one of the main 3 protagonists. A PROTAGONIST. The fact that she wasn’t a huge part of the 1st launch says a lot already.
And what happened when female fans got too invested in the Sequel Trilogy? The entire writers room didn’t necessarily lash out, but they sure forgot how to behave.
Young Justice
Paul Dini: Superhero cartoon execs don’t want largely female audiences
#WhereIsRey (initial)
#WhereIsRey (ongoing)
The older, male generation of 'Star Wars' fans may be losing interest in the franchise, but female fans are stepping up.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker was designed to be the opposite of The Last Jedi
You’re all sitting on the hot take of the decade tbh
And yet when they fond out that boys were watching MLP:FIM in droves, they had NO PROBLEM with it.
#SONS OF ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!#LITERALLY SONS OF ANARCHY IS THE BIGGEST EXAMPLE OF THIS LIKE EVER#kurt sutter wrote that show for MEN and ended up with an overwhelmingly female audience#because he’s actually a good writer and knows how to develop characters well and wrote excellent female characters#but once he realized that his audience was almost entirely women he literally took it out on tara and gemma in the show#but like tara specifically#he resented her character for being a huge draw for female viewers so he tore her development to shreds and killed her#in the most brutal gut wrenching way possible#kurt sutter you will pay for your crimes#i actually wrote a manifesto about this on one of my old blogs i should try to find it sldkjsldfjsdljf#long post (via@m-oonknight)
OMG YES. I LOVED Sons of Anarchy, especially the women and then I got to season 6 and it was like - everything was just tossed in the trash? And like, why did Sutter hate that Tara drew tons of attention? That should have been a good thing! He should have been like “Hey folks, this girl’s getting us more viewers, let’s put her in more scenes!” It just doesn’t make sense to me. MEN don’t make sense to me.
The 100 too. I’ll never forget how Jason Rothenberg would attacked female fans on Twitter and mock them in interviews, and then post links to male fan discussions on Reddit to praise and thank them. In his goodbye letter to the show he SPECIFICALLY thanked Reddit and it was so disgusting.
Star Trek from TNG on was also a boy’s club, even though the TOS fans were mostly women. Women, in fact, who literally created modern fandom with their zines. But after TNG it was all, “Women don’t understand Star Trek, only smart men hur dur.”
I think it would be harder for us to find examples of when this DIDNT happen than when it did. It happens all the time.
Doesn’t stop it from boggling the mind
(though it could probably start to make some sense if you follow the money past audience bases to maybe a couple of investors or like a rich patron … 🤔)
Stooooop I just wrote a masters thesis on this shit. Media creation and distribution is a means by which dominant power structures consolidate their hegemony. Dominantly situated creators get upset when the audience they attract isn’t the audience they wanted, because they view the whole creation and sharing of the fiction as an exercise to sustain kyriarchal conditions that benefit themselves. When the audience is Other, they see it as a failure of those efforts and lash out.
Simply, they’re trying to assert a particular worldview via fiction, and upon getting confronted with something else, begin foot stamping. It’s not just men wanting male attention and gatekeeping. It’s that the fiction in the first place was an attempt to curate dominance and whoopsie! they miscalculated.
(anyway if anyone wants to read 35k words of philosophy about this, hmu)
Hey folks, for anyone that was interested in the thesis (firstly thank you so much for reaching out I really appreciate the interest) the following is an open access link to download it. Please let me know if it doesn’t work for some reason. Comments are now restricted so can’t put it there, but I hope you see this if you were interested!
I’d also love to hear your thoughts, as I literally wrote it for communities like ours to read, so, thanks.
Fictions are a cornerstone of human cultures: they are created, shared, discussed, modified, and valued. Yet, philosophical accounts which p
The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless
“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
“And spoke like they’d be there” 💀💀💀
wikipedia is good
Trans women are just strictly superior at everything I guess.
Truly speechless at this. "Cis women are so dainty and fragile that moving chess pieces for too long exhausts them."
Please acquire some self-respect (and maybe learn statistics). I am taking psychic damage over here.
So much of transphobia is just exaggerated sexism (or reheated homophobia).
This one is always on my mind. And always relevant.
this site is actually insane and so amazing for anyone who reads historical cnovels and wants to understand historical context
you can find things like: * this map of chang'an when it was the capital of the tang dynasty
or * this reference on the various measurements and units, their conversions to more widely known western units, and their regional/dynastic variations or * this list of sayings related to marriage
etc etc etc
just watched the atla movie! it was really fun and i liked seeing the gaang all grown up
Never give up without a fight
if only Gyatso had run away with Aang
Do y’all think Pei Xiu recognized Xie Lian when he came down to handle the ghost groom case? Like imagine when you were a kid, you and your childhood best friend were irreparably traumatized when her adoptive father died in front of you, highkey radicalizing both of you and leading to you teaming up to do hella war crimes together, which subsequently gets her killed and you made a god, but now you’re dealing with a massive coverup for the rest of your immortal life. That one death changed your life forever, and said coverup has ensured that you will never be able to forget it or move on.
And then two hundred years later you’re on some random job to pick up a prisoner from that weirdo scrap god everyone’s talking about, and who do you come face to face with but your dead friend’s dead dad, who is both alive and wearing a wedding dress.
Pour one out for Little Pei, man’s gotta be exhausted
What if Xie Lian, 'Fu Yao', and 'Nan Feng' went on another mission that took an unexpected turn?
Inspired by this meme -> https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/james-franco-first-time
When i saw it I immediately thought of Xie Lian and how chill he is in near death experiences and of course how his 'assistants' would react to that is also very funny xD
Aaah our poor dianxiaaaaa
Wulian week day 4: Afraid, Doubt, Fangxin, Flashback
Meanwhile, Xie Lian:
#xl: I have a solution
#hc: pls don’t stab yourself
#xl: I no longer have a solution
Lord of the Night Shift