I Love So Many Things

And there’s nothing you can do to stop me Credit for the Fox painting goes to SagittariusGallery on Etsy

[gabsternaut]

Vin and Elend are my roman empire. Every time I think of them it hurts.

[chilliesh]

Me when he-

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[i-am-a-fish]

hey dingus! drink some water! are you feeling sad? that's no good! drink some water! will it help? maybe! who knows! drinking water is a good idea regardless! so why not have a nice refreshing sip? sounds like a plan to me! go on, go get a glass of the good stuff! I'll be here when you get back!

[skylarwinchestersmith]

Im going to drink pepsi

[i-am-a-fish]

hey chat? send this one to the pit

[just-a-pinecone]

the pit is full

[i-am-a-fish]

what? unacceptable. chat, add more sustainable housing to the pit

[thethinkingaurora]

Sorry ma’am we can’t, we blew our budget and we’re way overdrawn, apologies

[i-am-a-fish]

Christ. who was in charge of money allocation for the pit?

[barin-mclegg]

sowry. I bought pepsi

[i-am-a-fish]

send this one to the pit.

[kidbiscuitt]

the pit is full

[i-am-a-fish]

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[powerfromthegreenwitch]

Rhythm of War chapter 94 really is one of the greatest chapters in cosmere history and it is an incredibly dramatic, emotional, and revelatory moment but I also think that it contains one of the funniest "Shut the Absolute Fuck Up You Asshole" moments in cosmere history:

Sekeir: look what you've done adolin you fucked up a perfectly good spren

Maya, unhinging her jaw: BITCH

[aplpaca]

its just so great how szeth is just Like That. like. hes killed dozens of worlds leaders. hes one of the best fighters on the planet. he would be fucking ecstatic at a trampoline park. his esctatic face is completely blank. he lives and dies by the rules. he can find loopholes in any instructions you give him. he spiritually bound himself to the first authority figure he happened to see. he owns at paintball. he died and his soul is literally physically dissociating from his body. he has the vibes of a fucking accountant. he's got autistic swag despite not being canonically autistic. he can ice skate. his sword destroys gods and he talks to it like it's a confused and eccentric little old lady who he nonetheless respects. he's haunted by his past to the point of hallucination. he would be fascinated by the concept of coupons

[onlycosmere]

[koravelliumavast]

You know what isn’t talked about enough? The fact that Adolin is terrifying. Because in fanfics Adolin isn’t super scary but Adolin made his enemies summon fearspren when he was outnumbered 4-1. In Sadeas’ pov after the duel it says that Adolin TERRIFIED Sadeas.

[e1dritchqueer]

YES YES YES YOU ARE SO CORRECT

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kelsier

Lightsong

Wax

Adolin

Vin

[kindleln]

Do you think that maybe far in the future of Roshar some military groups will be called “bridges” but no one knows why? Like there are legends about it but that’s just what an armed force of around 30 is called, a bridge.

[raindragonwing]

Imagine the widely accepted conspiracies that pop up “it’s means they’re a bridge between the brightlords they serve and the one they protect uwu” while anyone who actually knows is just like, no, no that’s not correct at all

[ternaryflower53]

(did i spend way too long on this instead of working)

(yes, yes i did)

[taravangians-storming-balls]

they are so bad for each other

[swagspren]

Lmfao at Brandon realizing like “I guess I did write Shallan as bisexual” like brother she describes Jasnahs perfect face hair body and swag each and every time she sees her. Shallan is around Jasnah presumably all the time and still whenever Jasnah walks into a room Shallan is absolutely gagged

[fiollaigean]

[aridotdash]

True, but also

[loucygoosey]

What did they do, wrong answers only

[isdalinarhot]

dalinar: *asks for a take home box for the second half of his omelette and pancakes when out for brunch instead of eating the entire thing*

sadeas: dalinar youre growing weak youre a coward and a pussy and quite frankly its sad to see the blackthorn fall in such a way

[memecucker]