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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

willpressleverfordopamine

Never heard of this slide so I clicked on the link and saw the video of the police officer being absolutely spat out of the chute, and I mean I thought I was watching a dummy dressed as a policeman before the guy moved. And then I look at the description that says:

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu said: “I will definitely check in and make sure the officer is ok. If it looks like there needs to be more signage that this is for children or something, we can do that too.”

And I think, this must be the Onion or something, right? But no, it's the FUCKING TELEGRAPH.

This is REAL???

cryoverkiltmilk

Boston is the realest place you can imagine, and that is a warning.

oganneb

Emil is my "yup this is real wool" detector. It's only real wool that he goes this nuts over

unicornery

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

walliard

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

lostsometime

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

slavery

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

slavery

bluesky-out-of-context

codex-entry

This is what every other article in Of The Devil reads like.

ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

dragongirltongue

Happy horse on mars day

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

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