long overdue pinned post, might change it later. anyway…
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…ok seriously though, I can’t even begin to articulate how excited I am rn. my gf and I were experimenting, as one does, and apparently hypnosis does work on me after all???
I sneezed six times in one session, basically rapidfire. That literally never happens!
it wasn’t totally suggestion, she did physically induce me, but the visualization she had me doing definitely helped. we just finished cleaning up and I’m already impatient to try again.
if I disappear from tumblr for a while, it’s probably because my brain completely melted.
Ideal trait in a partner: walks up to me and sneezes in my face every time they get a tickle, then lifts my t-shirt up to wipe their nose with the hem, even if this exposes my entire torso and chest - then carries on like nothing out of the ordinary transpired at all
allow me to expand: consensual contagion. is so fucking hot. i’ve been thinking about this for days. but there is just. something about it. when both parties want it?
i didn’t used to think i liked contagion until i found writing in which both A and B want it to occur??
like. i want what you have, but you have to want to give it to me.
I'm thinking of a little embarrassed but very horny fetishist, and their darling of a lover who has a rotten head cold, and eventually understands that damn, that fool really wants it.
Giving their flustered snzfucker a lenghty kiss, then chuckling, sniffling, perhaps shaking their head some.
"Oh man, you're going to so regret this, poor thing."
And then kisses the now absolutely lovestruck snzfucker again.
guys is this anything or did i waste my time. Did i eff up the order things should be and did i miss something Huge. Let me know. Also has someone made this before ?
Sooooo I may have gotten bored and created this little clip-on nose ring with long, softly padded inserts that are oh so ticklish, mostly just for fucking around with it--i'm forever seeking new and fun ways to induce hands-free--but also, because i enjoy a challenge. i've been trying to see how long i can hold back once i'm fully wearing this, and so far my record is only 3 minutes 30 seconds. i'm trying to go for four. it hasn't happened yet. enjoy this spirited attempt below
okay! by popular demand (paging @prismaticpollen), here's how i made this clip-on
materials needed: 18 gauge craft wire (color of your choice), needlenose pliers with wire cutter built in (or without + one wire cutter), bebird cleaning cam replacement tips (available online), superglue, masking tape or similar, pen, cheap clip-on nose ring (hot topic, elsewhere), bobby pin (bent open)
okay so the process is actually kind of involved and includes a lot of measuring. the clip-on is, erm, bespoke, so to say. and im going to adopt a How Its Made voice from this point on so i can actually describe the process without going too red in the face. pls enjoy the bit.
first a long piece of tape is affixed to the worksurface
then, the smooth side of the open bobby pin is slowly and carefully inserted into the nose. first on one side, and then on the other. each time it's inserted, a careful measurement is taken: when it reaches the most ticklish part of the nose, the length is marked using pinched fingers around the pin at the very base of the nose.
when the measurement is accurate enough, the length is marked on the piece of tape, using a pen. one dot at the tip of the pin, and one dot where the fingers are pinching it.
then, after some cleanup, a new measurement is taken. the cheap clip-on is worn, and adjusted to be comfortable. then, it's taken off, and several distances are marked: the height and width of the opening, and the distance between the part that actually clips on
next, it's time to prepare the padding. two of the soft cleaning tips from the bebird replacement tips set are needed for this part of the operation. the plastic where it would screw onto the base is snipped off using the wire cutter, leaving only the soft padded pieces behind.
the length of these is measured and marked as well: lining up the padding lengthwise with the end of the nostril length measurement, the end of the padding is marked
now, all the pieces are ready to be assembled. a length of wire is cut according to this formula, which is done by eye: (2 × nostril length) + clipon width + (clipon width - (part that actually clips on width × 4)) + clipon height - (2 × padding length)
then, using a pair of pliers, the wire is carefully bent into this shape, according to the measurements provided:
_______^____^_______
the nostril length minus the padding length is on either side, and the center is the clip-on with and height. the bent pieces are each 2× the length of the clip-on width minus the size of the distance between the part that actually clips on (one length up, and one length down)
next, the wire is bent into a square U shape, with the bent pieces pointing in, so that only the clip-on width is at the bottom
then, the padding is affixed to either end, using a very small dot of superglue
a full twenty-four hours passes while the glue dries. this step is very important. it wouldn't be any good to get wet or tacky glue inside of the nose!
after twenty-four hours, the new clip-on is tried on. the long inserts can be carefully adjusted using the pliers after the clip-on is taken off, in case they are too wide apart or too narrow together for optimal results
conditioning a sneeze fetish sub to react to the very mention of the word tickle. every time they sneeze you make sure to bless them and slip in a little "aw did you have a tickle?" or "that sounded like it tickled". you spend multiple play sessions together just inducing them, bringing them to the edge of a sneeze, but not letting them let go until they hear that magic word. it takes weeks, maybe months, of consistent effort, but its all worth it for the day you walk up to them and say out of the blue "looks like you have a tickle" and before they can find the words to deny it (because truly they dont, or, they didnt) suddenly their nose starts itching violently out of nowhere. and thats when you know youve got them.
this is not a new thought i know but person with honeymoon rhinitis and a humiliation kink. the more you interrogate them about whats setting them off the harder they start sneezing.
someone who naturally sneezes a lot but knows you like it, so they tease you with it every chance they get.
sneezing on you by "accident" (bonus if they're taller,) snurfling right against the shell of your ear, rubbing their nose on your neck so that you can hear the little squelching clicking sound it makes, constantly whining about how itchy their nose is, deliberately "forgetting" to take their allergy meds or to bring tissues with them,, dude the list goes on.
