[underlandwarrior]

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

[systlin]

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

[mama-sass]

Bonus:

[roachpatrol]

argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story. 

“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”

phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’. 

after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’

[victoriancuddler]

#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)

[chirrutbaze]

a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!

[sithrightsactivist]

also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, “individuality”

no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, that’s pretty amazing.

[frogmp3]

[ladymalchav-archive]

Here lies Tricia Werner. She was going to be a little late.

My phone knows me too well

[osointricate]

Here lies Emily. She was just so tired of it all.

Oops.

[illogicalilse]

Here lies Ilse. She was made to work.

My phone is a communist.

[mirab3lle]

Here lies Mira. She was born with an average rating

[cashasthephonebox]

Here lies Alexis. They were like a good idea.

[justbarelynineties]

Here lies Alexandria. She was the name of your dog a good student that cares about doing my work

[the-half-moon]

Here lies Jacob. He was just the best and most beautiful.

[questsnqueers]

Here lies Ari. She was just confused about what you want me to call you.

[blind-lemon]

Here lies Mo. She is for show and looked like the cool thing.

[datasoong47]

Here lies thereallieutenantcommanderdata. They were on my computer.

[msmongoose]

Here lies Frances. She was utterly brilliant in Penny Dreadful.

[ivorywirepearls]

Here lies Laine. She was a very good mommy.

[proceedtoriot]

Here lies Claire. She was a bit of a nightmare, and I will be about to got to the hatchet!

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[augureltss]

13 years strong. I love you so much @proceedtoriot ❤️

[irishthings]

UK: ugh Northern Ireland is so much effort why do we even have it

Republic: Hey

UK: The Proud and Beautiful United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

[irishthings]

This gets more relevant and real by the day

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

what did this bird do

[grandtheftputo]

I wish i had context on this 

[nevynerviine-deactivated2015041]

here u go

[rorytelling]

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

[depressionlemon-deactivated2016]

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

[justnexttotheblues]

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

[wilwheaton]

I have this book, and it is one of the funniest things in my life.

[dragongirltitties]

self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]

[internet-recluse]

Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.

[wetwareproblem]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[punkrorschach]

GET WRECKED

@americanasitgets​ | @gothamblooded | 

[annabethfuckingchase]

@acetonystark

[did-you-know]

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

[keetongu]

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

[captainlordauditor]

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

[devoutjunk]

Things Women In Literature Have Died From, Mallory Ortberg

[qhelet-blog]

Tag urself, im Wrist fevers

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I’m haven’t seen the sea in a long time

[enterheavenalive]

I’m someone said No very loudly

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

I’m too many pillows

[lilspirit]

I’m The Unpleasantness

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[vegetapsycho]

Lmfao let this never stop

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

bae: come over me: i cant, you use painfully outdated memes bae: my parents arent home me: fuck you, piece of shit

[suck-a-dick-dumb-shits]

[sandandglass]

[mindblowingscience]

NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

Continue Reading.

[flanneldelgay]

[thinkingredwizard]

Well, I for one am getting my hopes up.

[wilwheaton]

Warp factor SCHWING.

[annlarimer]

“Be waiting out front of the HAB, Watney, we’re not fucking waiting for you to get dressed. Places to be.”

[ambidisastrous]

Guys. Guys. I’ve been following this story for a while now and you don’t get it. Some guy made this and was like “well hi I made a thing and it shouldn’t go but it goes.”

And the science community was like okay that… there’s no way that works.

Then they tested it theoretically and it worked.

Then NASA was like okay but technically this breaks one of Newton’s laws so even if it theoretically goes it won’t like, actually go. So they built it and tested it more and it works.

So what we have now is the scientific community slowly cautiously freaking out because this GODDAMN EM DRIVE breaks the RULES OF PHYSICS but every time we test it, it FUCKING WORKS.

How cool is this????

[panbelacqua]

Every time we’ve found something “broken” that functions, it means something is wrong with our understanding of reality. The next step is to figure out what, figure out what’s true, and open up a plethora of new scientific discoveries.

[jumpingjacktrash]

*nerdy joy dance*

[dudette-and-diskette]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT.