The Great Perhaps

Kayla. 21. Montclair State University English Ed Student. Book enthusiast. Nerdfighter. Victim of wanderlust.

[procrastinationmodeactivated]

I’ve become convinced that all Hallmark movies are created madlibs style using the following formula.

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[infiniteglitterfall]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[carolxdanvers]

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

[perhapsarat]

it’s that time again lads

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[waronidiocy]

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

[chazittarius]

[crablouse]

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

[mr-new-vegas]

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

[prokopetz]

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

[tsuki-chibi]

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[vapartoutboys]

My ed when I have a normal dinner

[becausebirds]

Someone didn’t get the memo.

[averyroundbird-deactivated20160]

HE IS BABY

[mens-rights-activia]

Local Goth Kid Emerges Out of Hiding For Family Gathering

[only1600kids]

science side of tumblr:  pufferfish caught in a swirling vortex of bubbles caused by warm and cold water currents colliding

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

SOMEBODY HELP THEM LMAOO

[kant-deactivated20190908]

let them suffer

[hobgoblinhero]

Bad and naughty fish are placed in the bubble spinner to atone for their sins

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Take them to the SHAME VORTEX

[paranerdnicky]

NO HELP THEM POOR BABIES

[paranerdnicky]

Upon asking my partner apparently they are most likely just playing. We have a porcupine puffer and he quite regularly likes to swim up to the jets and launch himself across the tank just to do it again and again, also chasing bubbles etc they are quite playful silly fish 😂

[somecutething]

Angry face 😡

[gif87a-com]

[thebibliosphere]

#Reminds me of a bird of paradise

[mrknaogan]

I watched this video on mute. Then I thought “I wonder what song he’s dancing to?” Spoiler alert: It’s the song you’re thinking of.

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[certifiedlovergurls-world]

Yes, give me this energy✨

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[imidori-ya]

h-

[cat-memes-only]

[snatch-daddy]

You have only made her stronger.

[copperbadge]

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god