I’ve become convinced that all Hallmark movies are created madlibs style using the following formula.
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noise dept.
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I’ve become convinced that all Hallmark movies are created madlibs style using the following formula.
I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
Judging from the context of the chapter…
We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)
But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.
Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character
ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!
Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history
it’s that time again lads
You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”
I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that. They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.
i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”
WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?
In the modern idiom:
“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.
“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.
“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.
I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.
What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment
My ed when I have a normal dinner
Someone didn’t get the memo.
HE IS BABY
Local Goth Kid Emerges Out of Hiding For Family Gathering
science side of tumblr: pufferfish caught in a swirling vortex of bubbles caused by warm and cold water currents colliding
SOMEBODY HELP THEM LMAOO
let them suffer
Bad and naughty fish are placed in the bubble spinner to atone for their sins
Take them to the SHAME VORTEX
NO HELP THEM POOR BABIES
Upon asking my partner apparently they are most likely just playing. We have a porcupine puffer and he quite regularly likes to swim up to the jets and launch himself across the tank just to do it again and again, also chasing bubbles etc they are quite playful silly fish 😂
Angry face 😡
#Reminds me of a bird of paradise
I watched this video on mute. Then I thought “I wonder what song he’s dancing to?” Spoiler alert: It’s the song you’re thinking of.
Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.
Yes, give me this energy✨
US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes:
girl scouts selling cookies
garbage disposals
regular school assemblies
PSAs
coupons
can’t believe i forgot
cheerleaders
serious school sports teams
spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)
I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists
You have only made her stronger.
That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose.
when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god