Proving the whole world wrong

Just my life...the good, the bad, the ugly. All of it.

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

The best comic of the year 2020

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[como-chin-gas]

[senatorgana]

every Ross i’ve ever met thinks he’s a Chandler

[moogsandmoods-deactivated202006]

Someone translate this

[gonebyionnalee]

every yamcha i’ve ever met thinks he’s a goku 

[shaynestopps]

shaynetopp: It’s goose time.

[mymanylives]

gender of the name • origin of the word • origin of the name

[sweetener]

excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

[desnaa]

Diamond First Appearances » Diamond Last Appearances in the Movie

[tastefullyoffensive]

[exileisland]

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[vanquishedvaliant]

How wikipedia browsing actually works

[jeza-red]

this is taken straight form life one time I went on Wiki to read about Polish noble coat form 17th century and woke up 2 hours later reading bout bellybuttons>>

[babyboomerbullshit]

well I sure hope so?

[karalora]

A couple things here…

1. How do you suppose the 1960 conservatives would react to the idea of a President who has close ties to the leader of Russia? What would they say about the fact that so many of his followers are literal Nazis?

2. If AOC appeared to be a lunatic to 1960 Americans, it would be because the principle thing she advocates for–the 70% marginal tax rate–was policy at that time. So she’d be running around going “Marginal tax rates should be 70%!” and everyone would go “…yes? They are? Shouldn’t you, a sitting member of Congress, know that?”

[freifraufischer]

The marginal tax rate in 1962 was 87% percent.

[patrickat]

That’s how the 1960s had the money to build highways and go to the fucking moon.

[tedllasso]

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

also found the funniest paragraph in Toni Colette’s wikipedia page the other night

[dopamine]

She may not have an appendix but she does have the range!!!

[toqareign]

A little story about how I recently met a new little buddy: Franky

Hey! It sure is dusty here haha. Didn’t come on tumblr for a long long while. I figured since it’s hard to post comic strips like this on twitter and instagram I’ll just use tumblr to share these : > pls enjoy~