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call me psudos or drux | any pronouns | adult | multi-fandom

[psudos]

i think i'd go insane if i had to deal with friend drama but also all the friends involved also had sizable public fanbases

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[northshorewave]

Every grocery store has an old woman who argues with the cashier that her store-brand canned spinach should be $1.09 instead of $1.19 because she failed to see the "must purchase ten or more for deal to apply" sticker. They keep her in back and wheel her out when you specifically are running late.

[ceausescue]

it's not great pay but its good for them to have something to do after retirement. once my brother was old enough she didn't need to babysit us so much my grandma got a job as the spinach lady at our local shoprite. she could spend most of her shift off her feet in the back, but her physical therapist said the walks to and from the checkout were good for her so she asked them not to use the dolly. my brother and i used to wait until the last minute before swim practice to run into the grocery store so we could see her. she'd keep candy in the big bag of loose change they issued her and she'd slip us some while we checked out. these days of course they just have the self checkout machine get stuck on some weird screen. im sure it's more efficient, but i think something is lost without that human connection

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[al3xand3r245]

for everyone wondering why i am so gung-ho about trans man vic

My thoughts kept drifting to Furcate. To risk so much to be yourself, to be a woman because you actually wanted to be one and not just because of accident of birth. I'd always assumed that every woman wished that they were born a man, at least every so often. I'd certainly had my share of moments like that, when Aunt Sarah commented on my weight or when I saw how Eric carried on with Uncle Neil - Good memories, but painful. Not something I needed to dwell on right now.

Listen. Straight from the boar’s mouth. I wasnt kidding when i said victoria has tboy swag. You would know. If you read ward…

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[get-groovei]

digitan as she should be, arms overflowing with uma

the next day she's sleep deprived because she was up all night mashing them together saying kiss kiss fall in love and everything is right with the world 😌

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

[ashiyn]

there's no brain cells shared amongst them atp

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

[hermitshell]

I would give you my heart and soul for more art of Outsiders Apo and Vampires Apo interacting.

I love you anon

Bonus:

When the characters all have a complicated relationship to humanity 🎉🎉🎉 (Don't worry they'll talk it out. After a lot of confusion and yelling.)

Entire post is a continuation of this comic

[psudos]

people on the internet will see something that’s literally just the color black and call it gothic

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[millastaria]

//vampires smp spoilers

i whipped this up in two hours---

session 3 is insane i lose count how many times i squealed in one episode

[metanarrates]

to be honest as a lesbian i don't always give a fuck if yuri is "for the male gaze." perhaps if more men started himedanshing out the world would be a more beautiful place

[metanarrates]

i don't think only lesbians should care about yuri. everyone should care about yuri.