swagittarius

Erin | 19 | KY

[left-reminders]

[eeeeeeeeeeek1]

[sansgod]

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

[sad-clefable]

When ur sad so ur impulsive ass wants to buy stuff but nothing seems interesting enough to buy bc ur sad and nothing matters and we’re all gonna die

[heythereghouls]

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[bottommemes]

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

[caduceussaysfuck]

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

[bottommemes]

never mind !

[paxamericana]

[vokodon]

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

[bob-belcher]

big mood 

[onlytwitterpics]

[skinoutqueen]

I’m a fan of panties being pulled to the side.

[real-retail-stories]

[memewhore]

[a-spicy-memes]

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[hilariousgrindr]

[theprogrocker]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), dir. David Fincher

[muji-milk]

[darrenpillowscriss]

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.