messy svetlana is my favorite fucking thing, so I hc svetlana as like, the cryptid of boston's sapphic scene.
she's the hottest woman in any bar she walks into. she started off at the edges of the most toxic polycule in the brunch circle and she demolishes the entire group dynamic in two weeks flat by fucking everyone until they realize that they all hate each other. she'll snort coke off your tits, fingerbang you until you cry in the club bathroom, and then completely disappear from the scene for three months.
when she showed up at Dyke Night at Machine in Fenway it was like a shark showing up at a beach full of swimmers. She'll hold your hair in the bathroom when you're sick, give you a breath mint, and then buy you another shot so you can get back in the game. she hooks up with couples who are looking for bi unicorns on the dating apps with the express goal of breaking them up bc that woman deserves better than a man who talks about being an early crypto adopter.
I love her. she's the worst. she and ilya deserve each other [affectionate, derogatory]
I put this in the tags, but then I decided I wanted it to be part of the actual post:
#crucially Ilya is also doing all of these things and they call each other on the phone and twirl their hair and giggle about it #you simply cannot convince me that the woman who brought her bestie a consolatory twink and coke to lift his spirits after his olympic failure #is dispensing wise relationship advice and telling him to talk about his feelings
