hell or glory; nothing inbetween

maple. late 20s sapphic. unfortunately attached to toronto hockey.

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[tacobellfries]

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[grimark]

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.

[grimark]

oh fuck you were not kidding

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[friendlynoodles]

My Cats Riding the Bus to School, acrylic on paper, 2025.

[knownqueerbaiter]

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

[lhoandbehold]

The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

[gayvampyr]

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

grab somebody sexy tell em (shane drugged up in the hospital voice) Heeey

[skrigak]

Visit Original Link

[witchstone]

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[smokingrozanov]

& I do think that both Shane & Ilya internally are like. Phew thank god I snatched my husband up when I did. Because obviously all of these other hockey gays would want him. He’s the best hottest hockey player in the world why wouldn’t they? Meanwhile the other gay players are thinking Shane & Ilya are only with each other because it’s physically impossible to fuck the game of hockey

[torchickentacos]

one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.

[sleepimali]

They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?

[morrigan-reads]

if there was a muppet king arthur movie, you might be tempted to have arthur played by kermit, it seems obvious on the surface. but that would be a huge mistake. because then you can't have piggy be guinevere without the implication that kermit is being cuckolded by whichever muppet or human you get to play lancelot. the obvious best answer is to have kermit play lancelot, and have arthur be the one human actor. because then you get the joke of lancelot being french (viz. a frog), guinevere being miss piggy (iconic), and the much funnier joke of kermit cuckolding an oblivious nikolaj coster-waldau (or insert your own arthur casting here.)