loud honking

embodying possumcore (i eat a lot of fruit and got run over by a car once). 24. queer

[phagon]

[jdotsodomite]

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[correctopinionhaver]

[crayongirl]

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[punished-venom-solitair-e]

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[double--cross-d]

This post is a train wreck.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gaymoods]

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cheaphalloweencostume]

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[knightofleo]

[enbyzombies]

how are you people alive.

[ivebeensetonfire]

theres an old cold war joke that goes like this: a KGB agent and a CIA agent meet up for drinks off the clock, and after a few drinks they start to talk shop. the CIA agent extols the strength of the Party's propaganda, "All your citizens believe the propaganda! it's incredible! So little dissent." and the KGB responds, "No my friend no, we are good at what we do, but you are the true masters of the art. No one at all questions your propaganda!" to which the CIA agent says, confused, "What do you mean? We don't have propaganda?"

[uncut-uncutgemsfan]

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[calamitys-child]

Other comic strips I think about all the time: this one Calvin and Hobbes arc where he gets an alien to impersonate him in class. Every single time I bring a packed lunch to work I look straight down the metaphorical camera and think "Lunboks:)"

[calamitys-child]

The fuckin hold this single comic panel has had on my psyche for almost 20 years now

[unusual-suspects]

[disterbia]

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[thesaltofcarthage]

I don’t speak Spanish and even I understood both these jokes

[teathattast]

[eidolongay]

heres an edit i made of the dog hair labubu in the backrooms