i don't want a next life, i just want a nap

Rae, 22, Britain, Hockey, Check Please, Dogs, Marvel, Harry Potter, Tolkien, Books

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[theweirdwideweb]

From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?

[othernotebooksareavailable]

A poem about loneliness

[sail-to-live]

[auroranibley]

don’t know why terror seems like the correct emotional reaction to this but it is

[blckhwkshockey]

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

[left-reminders]

[eeeeeeeeeeek1]

[schrodingers-slut]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memescomedy]

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

[minichocolatine]

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

[alem-do-sol]

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

[mapsontheweb]

North and South America’s latitude with Europe and Africa.

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[queenoftongues]

My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches.

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

Wow I didn’t kno

[catchymemes]

[therobotmonster]

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

[butchstrahd]

Y'all should really follow Overly Sarcastic Productions' twitter

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[teacupfulofstarshine]

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

[johnnywhistler]

Happy Halloween the 1st!

[mganraeart]

idk why but i rlly was not in the mood to draw 2day, but here’s clint for day #10

[zetterbabe]

hard right jay

[ahgoodthesea]

Things that are great about this scene from Letterkenny:

The actress is named Kaniehtiio Horn, and she’s Mohawk, grew up on the Kahnawake reservation, which is in Quebec

“We don’t practice violence” “We do”