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[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Star Wars:  Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[joey-wheeler-official]

is that the correct gif?

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Yes.

[bunnytrained3-deactivated202503]

Can you feel that?

[bunnytrained3-deactivated202503]

[nacht---hexe]

imperialist sports and their impact

football: reappropriated globally, provides the world a reasonable way to repeatedly humiliate britain publically

cricket: not a reliable way to humiliate britain so you only play this one if you actually like it, pervert

baseball: japan and cuba have, together, managed to derive some pleasure from the horrific tormentor that is the united states. can we blame them for that? can we blame them for romance and love in this world

[tradownedtoy]

omg hottttt

[kaijuno]

[elnerdo19v2]

This sign would solve so many problems.

[were--ralph]

a coworker told me her sister intentionally argues with fast food workers and random people sometimes in the hopes of a fight so i don't know if this would fix problems or just breed a new kind of tiktok trends

[lust-ification]

[parkchanwoohoo]

When my cousin's then-boyfriend texted her that he would be coming home late because he would be stopping by the department store on his way home from work, she, knowing full well that he hates going there, never buys clothes there if he can help it, and generally asks to stay home whenever she goes, knew instantly that he could only be going for one reason: To buy an engagement ring.

Practical-minded, she responded: Don't forget the coupon we got in the mail, there's a discount on rings. Ever helpful, she sent him a photo of the coupon code.

He left her on read. When he came home, he was cagey and grumbling, and when she was like "Did you remember to use the coupon" he was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, why would I be buying jewelry, etc.," not meeting her eye.

Few weeks later he took her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, spent the entire night grumbling under his breath and shaking his head in disbelief, before going "아이씨" and pulling the ring box out of his pocket and slamming it down on the table. "How the hell did you know," he said, begrudgingly impressed.

She was like, "It's really not hard" and then was like "Did you use the coupon" and he was like "Yes I used the coupon"

And to me, this is romance

[alex-heatd]

[ryan-flirtyh]

[jockbottommansex-deactivated201]

[grizzlygrittygarrison-deactivat]

[sorryforbeingaslutok]

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[dragongirlsweetie]

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

[nomnombutteredtoast]

[nomnombutteredtoast]

[jaceriven]

I’m sorry fucking W H A T

[boringkate]

A priest tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give them money because they deserve it more than you: Not taxed.

A chaturbate femdom tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give her money because she deserves it more than you: Taxed.

???