Pup Pistachio

🔒Locked Puppy boy Serving @rettboi Feel free to message me, I don't bite, but I don't mind if you do 😏

[gjjuddmk2]

[littlemisspipebomb]

[sluttystranger-deactivated20260]

fun fact if you hit a guy's prostate you can unlock an entirely new set of sounds

[dustinyschild]

Can confirm 🙂‍↕️

[calellon]

i don't like who i become when i get too horny. he has no morals

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

[rcktpwr]

oh my god i can feel the effect…

[theholleywoodsigns]

[shaunleewhoo]

[calientesxxx-deactivated2023110]

[c1ittorus]

sorry for so many horny posts, i’m horny

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[isnt]

[headspace-hotel]

It takes so much courage to admit you were wrong ever, let alone publicly, especially if you’re involved in conspiracy stuff like this. Infinite respect

[madderhatter]

[girlmostlikely]

This is insane

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.

[gorefudge]

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[anxeious]

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close