Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tannertan36
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kaledo Art
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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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todays bird
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@purpletrafficcone
Alright, it's one of these post... I didn't want to make this originally but whatever
100 notes- I'll use Tumblr more often.
200 notes- I'll share more of my art.
500 notes- I'll try to get a drawing tablet.
1000 notes- I'll tell my parents that I feel like I may be trans/nonbinary/genderfluid (I'm not sure... :/ )
5000 notes- I'll tell my parents that I'm a furry.
10000 notes- I'll TELL MY PARENTS I'M IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP.
That's all, I may add more but yeah.
you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
HEY WE GOT IT
Just ate chicken that was undercooked. Chat how cooked am i
Undercooked.
WHY ARE THEY SO FAT @basyacriptid
how it feels to watch a ship you like become too popular and get mischaracterized and warped to hell and back by the popular fandom consensus until people who arent personally invested in the ship automatically assume youre stupid and shallow if you like it
Fat squirrel kept his distance but did indeed join me for my walk today. He followed at a distance. I Love you, fat distant squirrel.
I Love you, too, pukicho.
Come closer
An absolute behemoth of a man is charging through the battlefield, protecting something in his off-hand. As he nears you, he reaches out and hands you a tiny kitten as he speaks, “Protect her.” He turns back to the enemies and charges again.
Cannot emphasize enough that this was a 100% real ad that I saw just now
tell me what to draw
dog riding a bicycle
Why is the Bike Hyper-realistic.
Which one?
when you finally get off work and find your wife and childrens bones being picked at by wild dogs
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
