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hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel
500 MILES?!?!?!
Oh interwebs. I have to at least respect the silliness factor
''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.
the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.
my writing gland is purple and swollen
my friendship gland is black and shriveled
Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them
unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
I, for one, am happy these actors feel comfortable being loud about how much you and your friend suck. If you’re doing something so against that show as voting for a rapist convicted felon who wants to end democracy, what did you expect? Especially from those women?
Actors being loud about how these assholes are NOT welcome makes fandom safer for a lot more people who deserve to be there.
Maybe your fav actor hating you for your bigoted politics should be a cause for reflection about what’s gone so wrong in your life. You know, if this bothers you so much.
I know there's a lot of particularly lady blorbo feelings in the realm of "she wouldn't like kids" as a response to the easy, sometimes lazy tie up of "blorbo has kids and is a great mother" but consider the other options of:
She likes kids! But doesn’t want kids, and so doesn't have them.
She doesn't like kids broadly, but she does like hers.
She's an awful fucking mother who never should have had kids who didn’t like or want them but had them anyway.
She desperately wanted to have children but it didn't work out.
She didn't have kids or particularly want them but she's a good stepmother.
So many options that vary in domesticity but aren't a black and white "loves/wants/has kids vs hates/doesn't want/doesn't have kids".
I know all of these women by the way! The feelings around this can be much more complex! This isn't even me arguing against your blorbo hating kids it's just 'noooooo don't buy into a false binary you're so sexy!"
The ladies' men casanova types in fiction aren't realistic. Not for getting laid so much but for how they approach it. There's a type of dude who'll fuck absurd numbers of ladies but the real way they do it is by checking every single person who seems like they might go by she/her, to see if she'd like a piece of that. The way a pelican tests whether something can fit into its mouth, as the sole standard of what counts as edible.
No shade to these guys, though. The incels who think they've got to be some demigod 2.5m Chad Thundercock to get laid have nothing on the dudes whose only standards are "female enough" and "consents". Leave him alone in a room with your grandma for 13 minutes and he's almost convinced her to let him show her what kind of shit he can do with that tongue piercing.
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
woah cool it’s the og post
Do you love them unconditionally or do you love them on the condition they don't love anyone else?
no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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