[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[theehorsepusssy]

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[gondwana]

Sunday

[inthefallofasparrow]

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[tall]

[dogpuppy]

[scramratz]

[shitboy96]

[5oil]

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[akashicrecord]

Showed my mom this pic and she said "what have they done to him"

[futchcassidy]

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

[akashicrecord]

we're white

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[pmd9toybox]