gender is fake

but fluffy dogs are very very real

[herssian]

Do you tend to like villains because you're at your core immoral in your real life too

i like villains because they're hot

[herssian]

oh yeah because i'm immoral too! sorry, forgot that part

[reh-hateshumans]

sorry but i just have to say the new pokémon wiglett is just the cutest little devil and i shall never be the same again. just look at them.

[ishikawayukis]

fuck marry kill bread pasta and rice go

[gootbyeforever]

[gootbyeforever]

[inkyxward]

HANK! PORN’S STILL BANNED ON TUMBLR! THEY HAVEN’T CHANGED THE RULES, HANK! DON’T POST TITS! HAAAAAAAAANK!

[drcuriousvii]

[amygdalae]

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”

[hydrattan]

I love that shittysawtraps post that’s going around rn like “you can make a character playlist for any character but you can’t use Mother Mother or Lemon Demon” and then every reblog is like “and for a REAL challenge, don’t use any of THESE wildly popular artists, either” and then proceeds to list twenty artists I’ve never heard of in my life

[hydrattan]

You think you’re so smart??? Ok try making a playlist without any of THESE guys:

Groege

The Hammers

Khris Karbuncle

Lewis and the Dewis

Swagmaster 7000

Bartleby’s Lumpkin

Standing on Hairy Legs

[shinraalpha]

"I hope this email finds you well!"

How the email finds me:

[miserymisume-deactivated2025042]

I hope this email finds you after wild sex with your slimegirl gf

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

That is not at all what happened to Howl before this image but I love your version too much to correct you.

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

it is actually

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like “if you don’t turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU” and he didn’t so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like “you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn’t turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit” and she was like “oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you…turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚” and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

live slut reaction

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

SLUG SLUGSLUG I MEANT SLUG YOU ARE THE SLUG

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

I am still fucking losing it at this tweet

[solace-y]

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice

homemade face masks 

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[vnusplanetoflove]

[praguegirl]

[catgirlforeskin]

ok most of these I can get the original context, but who the fuck is this fruitier looking matpat and why does he have calcium in his bones

[irlwakko]

no clue but this guy has it too

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[stratusopacus]

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

[ommanyte]

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[musingsofaraven]

The US is pretty much the same as the UK in this regard, though maybe not to the same extent. Generally, you should expect to be able to get a waiter’s attention in a few minutes (if they’re not on break), make eye contact, give a nod, and they’ll be over soon. However, if I’ve had to leave quickly, I’ve gotten up and talked to them, or talked to someone on staff to let them know I needed the bill.

[barillapasta]

I need you to understand that in the US it is customary for waiters to check on you often enough for this to not be an issue. In the UK a waiter could see you dump an entire vat of hot soup over yourself and still rather fake their own death than ask if you need a napkin