i yap a lot

they/he - 25

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so funny to me that the Mr beast team took some mid range influencers on a tour of beast games and put Folding Ideas and Doug Walker in the same group

[what-even-is-thiss]

Seemingly they were very polite with each other as expected from mostly normal adults but imagine going on a tour of Mr beast hq with Doug Walker which is weird enough but you are also someone who made a whole video about how he doesn’t understand creativity or subtext

[mortimermcmirestinks]

it's like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[t4timekeeper]

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[kittensnax]

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[targetedknowledge]

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[c0smicdaisy]

everyone say "Thank you, Joong!!" 🙏

(via Joong's Twitter)

[bl-verse]

SONGKRAN 2026 | Joong Archen

[pointlesscandies]

Personally I think that we need to drop the top/bottom connotation when it comes to ship names and focus on putting them in the most amusing order possible.

We could have so much fun. Some of these names are just meant to be switched- if for nothing else, then at least for the bit.

Dunk Joong? I agree. Get in the water boy

Book Force? Excellent. Straight to jail bud

Mark Junior? It's about time. Someone's gotta

[pointlesscandies]

Still thinking about them