look at you go, i just adore you

amy // 22 // uk

[bearly-dressed]

I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

[wagcaps]

[gunpowder-tea]

real lgbt solidarity

[purpledblues]

  2.07 // 2.12

[amesantiagos]

Brooklyn Nine Nine Alphabet ⤷ R - Relationships 

[snaokidoki]

Forced Safe Mode just went live. Go into your account settings to check for the changes.

[cygnaut]

Here’s how to turn it off: iOS:

Leave the Tumblr app for a sec and go to the main Settings app on your device.

Scroll down and tap “Tumblr.”

Look for “Safe Mode” and adjust the settings to match your comfort level.

Android:

Go to settings: Tap the little person in the tab bar, then the gear icon in the top right, then “General settings.”

Tap “Filtering,” then

Flip the Safe Mode switch on.

Web:

Go to settings: Click the little fella in the top bar, then click settings.

Scroll to “Filtering,” and click the Safe Mode switch on.

[theburialofstrawberries]

“the perfect woman doesn’t exis-”

[pigeony]

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

[pigeony]

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

[dagrfinn]

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one. 

[helloitsbees]

my friend’s boyfriend in high school was a twin and he and his brother were born two hours apart…one on Leap Day and one the day after

[deejay]

me waiting for 2018 to surprise me with my soulmate.

[dicksandotherthingsss]

Do you know how long I sat here waiting for this to load

[deejay]

[letmeprosper]

[basketcasemp3]

Museum of Human Misery: Hall of Low-Grade Crappiness

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

[greenbaconsmoothie]

disassociating

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[plum-soup]

The uncomfortable, obliging smile of a man who pretends to still be engaged with reality

[leagueofaveragefolk]

Don’t know if his invite was ‘he’s still family’ or ‘let’s drag his stupid raw onion eating face to a multiple hour celebration of his loss,’ but every photo I can find of the wedding he’s got the rictus of a mummy.

[caden]

valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in

[caden]

[slimetony]

A lot of crazy awful shit happens on this website and while part of me is glad nothing worse ever came up, sixpencee justifying her family owning a child slave is just so mindbogglingly awful that i routinely have to remind myself it actually happened and wasnt just some bad dream

[gop-tea-pub]

The “tolerant” Libtards of the world folks.

[powerfulwizard]

[wonderweird]

Oh would you look at that I easily found the unedited original

Try harder op

[alexagent21]

they wanna be opressed so bad 

[eelizabit]

https://instagram.com/p/BTbk4ypARrj/

[autoxenophile-deactivated201807]

this feels…lesbian…

[irinagudronchik]