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throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year
if you live that long
Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf
When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited
No
one
eats like Gaston
Mini wheats like Gaston
No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston
me every other day of my life: i hope i get commissioned to draw sexy frankenstein today
me today: mom its finally happening for me
ur taste in men makes ur daddy issues glaringly obvious
look its either therapy or continue to draw middle aged men to express myself and only one of those is free
this is a really good ask actually when you take into account the last sexy man art i posted was frankenstein, which harkens back to my dad being an undead abomination and the impact it left on me
i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned
I am a dude with a boyfriend.
We’re both Asian.
We went on a bus and sat in front of two girls.
I kissed behind his ear (and then he punched me in the arm, he’s shy in public) and I heard one of them whisper to the other something along the lines of “We get to see close up yaoi on here!”.
(Neither of us are even Japanese)
I was kinda offended, so I took my boyfriend by the hand and left.
It made us feel very uncomfortable.
I just want to say:
Our love and relationship isn’t for your entertainment.
Nor is it here for you to fetishize and sexualize.
Please just keep your “yaoi xDD” to just fiction, and please do not call us “yaoi”.
Many dismiss this as not a problem, which I find rude as they have never experienced this so they don’t really have much to say against this.
Thank you for reading.
- Submitted by Anonymous
* ^^^ Sorry to hear that anon D: that’s pretty terrible.
Really? I guess being accepted is just as bad as being hated. I bet of the girls had hissed in disgust he’d be sobbing and ranting about acceptance.
That’s not acceptance, that’s being fetishized, and it’s just as bad as the dude that sees my girlfriend and I holding hands and asks if we’d like a bit of meat between our buns.
And that whole “sobbing and ranting” thing is another homophobic stereotype, of the Crying Queen flavour.
You’re JUST as bad as those creeps. Take your SasuNaru bullshit and stay the hell away from actual gay men.
my local Planned Parenthood wants me to speak at pride about my detransition to raise awareness and help to make it clear that if you find transitioning doesn’t work for you, Planned Parenthood is still a safe space for you to get health care and that they’re willing to do what they can to expand their knowledge on the unique health issues that detransition might bring.
i told them i was concerned about the possibility of my safety given the hostility the local trans support group has shown me in the past and the aggression i’ve seen thrown at detransitioners online (and occasionally off) and they’re gonna look into ways to try and ensure my safety and comfort while there.
if nothing else, they’re gonna have me share my story in a video they’re gonna out on the website for the new england branches, so that’s cool.
So I was playing Xbox with some child who sounded like they were about 8
Kid: “that’s so gay”
Me: “what’s wrong with being gay?”
Kid: “I didn’t say anything was wrong being gay…”
Me: “then why did you just call it gay”
Kid: “because it’s bad”
Me: “so when you say it’s gay you mean it’s bad…so you’re saying that gay is bad”
Kid: “I didn’t say gay was bad!”
Me: “you did. I just explained it to you”
Kid: “how about you shut the fuck up before I rape your family”
Me:
How come we are the only decent generation?
there’s a lot of wild stuff going on when you say the sentence “grimes invited azealia banks to elon musk’s house under the pretense of working on music together but elon was tripping balls and saying bonkers shit on twitter so after a few days of her not seeing grimes followed by grimes comforting a freaking out elon, azealia left, but not before grimes asked her for a threesome”, so much wild stuff that i am not even going to touch on most of it. but the one thing i really want to point out is: this is definitely the first time elon musk has dropped acid, and he definitely did it because of grimes, and somehow at no point was grimes like “hey let me hold your phone while you trip for the first time so you, the ceo of a multi-million dollar company, don’t tweet some wackadoo shit while high”
Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US
They want her to be a forest nymph instead of the stem field eco-terrorist feminist that she is
Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.
Lena Waithe Explains the Significance of Cutting Her Hair (video)