An Absolute Mess

they/them Call me Sol/Sols 18+ asexual and queer as fuck I peeked at the end Frank. The Devil did it

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[miss-nerd-alert]

The fact that Justin Timberlake is not only aware of this meme, but actively hates it, just makes this even funnier.

[1000-life-hacks]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

one million moon moon approaches

[catchymemes]

[my-random-fandoms]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

[mothwizard]

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[tenaflyviper]

Add a Word, Ruin a Show.

Touched Inappropriately By An Angel.

[tenaflyviper]

Manson Family Guy.

[fluffmugger]

Squid fondling game

[cargopantsman]

Family Predicament Ties

[queerlydivine]

Not Supernatural

[girlfleeshouse]

If they could make a girl out of red brick, she would be what they dreamed of.

[tilbageidanmark]

[processes]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck Marry Kill

Copper Plastic Brass

Copper Brass Plastic

Brass Copper Plastic

Brass Plastic Copper

Plastic Copper Brass

Plastic Brass Copper

Results

Voting ended onOct 16, 2024

[bubobubosibericus]

[porcupine-girl]

Tumblr? Having shoelace opinions?

[mirdania]

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

[esoanem]

(via @sinni-ok-sessi )

[silverthroatednightingale]

Ummmm NOT losing these tags, this is so fucking funny @astronicht

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[pwecietheaxolotl]

The trans ppl are cool with it 👍

[drawer-ghost-deactivated2025020]

REBLOG IF IT YOUR ACCOUNT IS A SAFE SPACE FOR SWAPPINATORS🏳️‍⚧️

[onionsparenthesischilled]

Ah, Perry the platypus. I see you're wearing a deboobinator (binder), I didn't know you were a swappinator.

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you haven't thought about switching to firefox yet, here's an extension that will...

Notify you if a website you're on has employees that are on strike

Bypass paywalls for major news outlets like the New York Times

Change the browser theme based on the time of day

Directly install third party non-extension scripts

Save individual browser sessions to be reopened at any time

Use the TV format of YouTube in-browser

Make all chrome extensions compatible with Firefox

Turn YouTube dislikes back on

Fix Twitter and make it way less fucked up

Automatically remove trackers from URLs

And many more!

Feel free to add any other firefox extensions you think are slept on.

[awritersbro]

I love how in Ladyhawke The Mouse is a lying liar who lies but the way he lies to the two romantic leads is all "he frequently told me you were the most amazing woman to ever live, he says you are the reason for his existence, and he spends every waking moment waxing poetic about his agony at the curse that keeps you apart from him." (he mentioned her twice, and most of his time is occupied by keeping the three of them alive.) "She spent the entirety of last night talking about you." (She spent ten minutes talking about him, she spent the rest of the night dancing with Mouse, engaging in friendly banter with him, and committing second-degree murder) he really did look at this couple who were practically married and decided to be their wingman for each other.

[heresylog]

You mentioned using spit for a baptism if no other liquid is around and it gave me the very poetic image of baptizing with a kiss. Would that work or does it need to be like...loose spit.

Baptismal water must be flowing. Come to your own conclusions.