Good Reasons to Freeze to Death

This is where I reblog shit I like | 26 | AuDHD | You may know me as my sideblogs fuckyeahbakumatsu or fruitpunchnoice | TERFS fuck off | Surviving on Kool aid, the Mountain Goats, and Spite | Talk to me about Japanese history or Barbies or like weird prehistoric fish or some shit

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[charl0ttan]

Out-of-place artifact - Wikipedia

[rocketmouse]

Absolutely befuddled that smooth sharks was only from 2017.

Horrified to discover 2017 was almost 10 years ago.

[enba-and-luka]

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[i-am-the-oyster]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[dogpuppy]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[dogpuppy]

[beemovieerotica]

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[hotvampireadjacent]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[bruzum]

[5unm0th]

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke