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✔ Assassin ✔N7 Rachel. 33. FL. Playful Nerd

[rachfont]

Time to break out the walker, friends. 🫠🫠

[valtsv]

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

[valtsv]

and needless to say. the mask stays on during sex.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[girltalk]

I hope something good finds you today: kind words, a warm hug, or the feeling that everything will be okay ❤︎

[greatlordfluffernutter]

If Tumblr dies you can't find me. It's just not possible. Become my friend now or you'll never see me again once this website explodes.

[left-reminders]

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[gh0st-patr0l]

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

[oneheadtoanother]

[herotox5]

[professsorlayton]

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

[godguy0001]

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[thememedaddy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Enough pondering the orb, it’s time to sip the orb

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i need to feel protected and i need to feel like i am worth protecting to someone, i need someone who is willing to be there for me when i feel small, and recognize when i am at my smallest

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

tylenol sue the us government and you will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower

[redtail-lol]

Wait for what?

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

the trump administration and rfk jr are spreading false claims that taking tylenol during pregnancy is the cause of autism. tylenol (acetaminophen in general, but the tylenol brand is specifically being called out) is one of the only pain and fever relievers that pregnant people can safely take

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta