The mad ravings of a Raging Thisone

Hello, I am Thisone. Raging Thisone if you'd prefer. This is my blog/picture gallery thingy. There is little rhyme or reason to this beyond the whims of the moment. Feel free to bare witness and enjoy. This blog is also a work in progress, so please bare with the currently-dull look of it all.

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I reblog the money pigeon because he paid me to.

[mulberrydyke]

incoming level 4 soup event !

[mulberrydyke]

might be a level 5 ... standby

[mulberrydyke]

dairy and flour integration successful ... we're in the home stretch people ... please continue standing by

[mulberrydyke]

undergoing maneuver Bravo-Romeo-Delta , this is it people !

[mulberrydyke]

BRACE FOR IMPACT

[mulberrydyke]

The incident passed , you're now safe to leave your homes and begin assessing the damage , but expect aftershocks this evening and around noon for the next few days . STAY VIGILANT !

[mulberrydyke]

Hungarian Mushroom Soup | The Modern Proper

Earthy mushrooms are the savory stars of this creamy, pungent, satisfying Hungarian mushroom soup.

I did not have as much paprika in my pantry as I thought and would have liked (and I used Mexican paprika despite them saying not to cause this is rural TX and that's all we got so suck my dick), but still A++

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This guide will be useful to Americans when we need to protest

[xpityx]

This guide is useful to all of us, across the globe, for protesting now.

[queeranarchism]

Adapt to location, climate and context. Consider how cold or warm it might be where you are. Other kinds of confrontations require other kinds of protection, like wrist and forearm shields and slash-protective gear. Make sure you get the right gasmask. And make sure you color-coordinate with your fellow protectors. If everyone is in all-black, a yellow hat will stick out and get you in trouble. And shoes! Make sure you were good strong comfortable shoes that you can run in, with enough grip to make fast turns and not fall on slippery surfaces.

[monsters-and-more]

Ba Ba-Ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK!

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[spaceshipsandstarwyrms]

It wouldn’t be a new setting without a new list of trinkets and oddities for characters to enjoy!

Spaceships and Starwyrms releases on December 11 on Drivethrurpg.com. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook for more glimpses into the space adventures that await.

[graanger]

friendly reminder that theseus scamander is a war hero and that newt scamander lives in the shadow of his older brother’s reputation everywhere he goes and still manages to be kind and smart and generous and humble.

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[blu3-skyy]

[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How’d y'all leave out this one?

[peter-my-parkers]

[isspeeedyy]

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[mistermustachio]

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[yamatonerd2199]

Andromeda-class Weapons Masterpost. All footage from Chapter 6, either from the trailers or from what @capt-okita was kind enough to send me. 

Shock Cannons and Anti-Aircraft Pulse Lasers

Anti-ship Grenade Launchers (the yellow energy blasts)

Graviton Spread Launchers

Missile Batteries

Shock-Field Defensive Guns (the guns below the bridge)

And finally, the Quad Wave Motion Gun. I’ll reblog and update this if any new weapons are revealed. 

[lessercosmicbeing]

[arizonabay-deactivated20181114]

Worked on this girl for 9 months. Now this new music video comes out and she’s immensely popular, arguably one of the most popular characters in the LoL universe.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m really glad she’s a huge hit, it’s super exciting to see so many people love the character design and the gameplay, and know that I contributed directly and significantly to the behind-the-scenes engineering that makes it all work. It’s validating.

But it’s also so fucking melancholy to know I did so much work and put in so much time for such a shitty company, run by shitty people, and the reward I got for it was unemployment. 

I threw a lot into this character. I cried at work. I started getting panic attacks, which I’ve never gotten before. I developed persistent heart palpitations from the daily overwhelming stress and had to go to the hospital (this is true, seriously.) I basically dropped all my friends outside of work. My manager (and his manager!) lied to me constantly to keep me working. They said I was doing a great job but to keep it up. Don’t worry, it’s going to turn out great, and it’ll all be worth it in the end – recognition, a raise, probably a promotion in short order. They promised me the world. When she was finally finished, I didn’t even get to go to the release party, they just walked me out. 

I remember a quote from my last day, it sticks out in my mind: “I know you realize this is really hard for me,” my manager said. Yes, in the end, when he awkwardly informed me I didn’t have my dream job anymore – or any job at all – and then stared back at my shell-shocked face, my thousand-yard stare, the only thing he felt was sorry for himself.

She launched with no major bugs and was considered a technical success. Doesn’t matter. Get the fuck out.

I don’t know how I feel. A weird sensation of pride and intense bitterness. I did a good job; at least, I think I did. Unfortunately, internal validation is the only kind I’m going to get.

[hexcolour]

Everyone reposting KDA should see this. Riot has successfully distracted everyone into forgetting their culture of sexism, exploitation, and toxicity mere months after it was all revealed.

Look, I get it. Akali is EXTREMELY my type. It’s obvious how much love and care was put into her development. But it makes me furious to see all the free advertising that Riot is getting from people who I thought would know better.  And now? One of the people who is arguably responsible for all that free advertising? Who’s work is undoubtedly making Riot hundreds of thousands of dollars a day? Who was overworked to the point of near breaking? They get nothing. WORSE than the scant bit of credit that most devs can get in a big company like Riot. They got let go.

Fuck Riot Games.

(EDIT, four hours later: when I reblogged this post, OP’s blog was still active, and with a cursory look through their archive, it was pretty clear to me that they were telling the truth. 

It’s possible they had posted about Riot over the last year as part of some kind of long-game, but the earnestness of the posts didn’t seem to indicate any kind of deception. Who knows) (Double EDIT: Someone compiled all the sources they had on OP to prove to a decent level of confidence that OP worked at Riot, TY)

[negativereader]

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

[iheartmoonlight-deactivated2020]

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.” -EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

[itfkinwormtime]

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

[caedmonfaith]

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

[dayofthedoodles]

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

[caedmonfaith]

I nearly peed.

[rnoonpie]

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

[momo-de-avis]

So I guess this version of the post doesn’t feature the bit where she calls her own asshole “chocolate starfish”

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[dovewithscales]

Can’t hurt. Here’s hoping for an awesome birthday party.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Hey maybe I can get my homework done!

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….