Rain Detector

I detect rain \\Gimmick//

[rain-detector]

Raindrops fall

I count them all

Hi! I detect the rain

| gimmick blog

| no nsfw

Mod - @over-bi-the-wayside

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

[rain-detector]

Rain Detected (previous reblog only):

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After the Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don’t give out medals, this is the best I can do.

Rain Detected: 🌧️🌧️

[leftbooblover]

"...as though they were an aurora, a mirage, an unreal trick of the sunshine."

(Happy one year of me being in the fandom 🥳)

[rain-detector]

"...as though they were an aurora, a mirage, an unreal trick of the sunshine."

Rain Detected: 🌧️🌧️

Bonus Weather: Fandomaversary Confetti 🎉

[nether-demon-warthog]

wylan “i let myself get beaten to a fucking pulp and then lied about it in order to prove my dad wrong” hendriks appreciation post

[rain-detector]

wylan “i let myself get beaten to a fucking pulp and then lied about it in order to prove my dad wrong” hendriks appreciation post

Rain Detected: 🌧️

[sandersstudies]

If a film or tv show is like, centered on Catholicism, it’s probably bad or at least a little cringe.

HOWEVER if a film or tv show is like, mostly secular but has one or more random priest or nun characters and a kind of agnostic theme, that shit is going to SLAP.

[sandersstudies]

Father Brown. Call the Midwife. Derry Girls. Sound of Music. I Confess.

There are so many examples; random side character nuns I just trust to make for good cinema.

[the-haiku-bot]

Father Brown. Call the

Midwife. Derry Girls. Sound of

Music. I Confess.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rain-detector]

Father Brown. Call the Midwife. Derry Girls. Sound of Music. I Confess.

Rain detected:🌧️

[miss-wizard]

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

[aliteralracoon]

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

[muckmagister]

ok. getting an abortion and its you

[rain-detector]

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. getting an abortion and its you

Rain detected:🌧️

[status-quo-hater]

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

[rain-detector]

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

Rain detected: 🌧️🌧️🌧️

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[loserincognito]

PRESS Ⓑ TO BE WANTED AND LOVED

[anoraktrend]

PRESS Ⓧ TO RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

[fish--man]

PRESS Ⓨ TO FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[rain-detector]

PRESS A TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

PRESS B TO BE WANTED AND LOVED

PRESS X TO RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

PRESS Y TO FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

Rain detected: 🌧️🌧️

Rainstorms Detected: 💧

Note: rainstorm means the word rain. If anyone else has a better idea on what to call it PLEASE give me ideas; I considered ultimate rain but don’t like it

[veronicaisnotonline]

Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

[rain-detector]

Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

Rain detected: 🌧️

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[rain-detector]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

Rain Detected: 🌧️🌧️

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[rain-detector]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

Rain detected: 🌧️

[nondelphic]

real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.

[rain-detector]

real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.

Rain Detected: 🌧️🌧️

[bebx]

[rain-detector]

me reading your fic: he would fucking say that *slams the kudos button*

Rain detected: 🌧️

[madphantom]

Thought my beloved was the bad influence turning me into more and more of a cynical bastard as time goes by but I'm starting to realize that this man is a hundred times more idealistic and hopeful about the state of the world than me by now

[rain-detector]

Thought my beloved was the bad influence turning me into more and more of a cynical bastard as time goes by but I'm starting to realize that this man is a hundred times more idealistic and hopeful about the state of the world than me by now

Rain Detected: 🌧️🌧️

!!Bonus found!!

Sunshine: ☀️

Form: boyfriend

[larval-tear]

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

[rain-detector]

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and I’m not kidding

I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

Rain Detected:🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

[rarestsparkle]

If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

[rain-detector]

If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

Rain detected: 🌧️🌧️🌧️

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around