[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Yep

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

People feel threatened by this.

Keep that in mind.

[sexhaver]

literally every single time without fail

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.

Fuck off.

[sexhaver]

i am and i do, ponyfucker

[guu]

this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog

Bidoofs Law, at it again

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

Oh God. They’re multiplying.

Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.

Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.

[guu]

[ancientson]

*gets into an accident and dies because I put bumper stickers all over my windows to own the libs and now I can’t see*

*horsefucker3000 is the only person to attend my funeral*

[rainydayegg]

Hear me out,,,,,,, I think Twilight is cringe at its finest, but the hopeless romantic in me that didn’t have a relationship until college LOVES the awkward high school romance. Some part of me wishes I could have had that, and I’m reliving it through the Twilight renaissance. Like??? Yessss give me that awkward meeting-the-parents and being dorks in biology. I LIVE for the “but I don’t want to live without you!!!!” when they’ve been dating for like 3 months at 17 years old!!!! Like girl !! Go pass algebra I know he smells good but you’re 17!! You’re not going to die because you’re not in the same class!!!! Just fuck man I love awkward romances

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[i-cordelia]

I read an interesting interpretation of this that said Athena cursed Medusa as a way to help protect her from Poseidon which lead me to this thread . I am blown away because I always saw Medusa as a victim rather than a villain. I am so glad I am not the only one.

Here’s a more expanded take.

[occasionaloranges]

matching lock screens for you and bae 😘

[flowerytale]

Gillian Flynn ― Sharp Objects

[gingersofficial]

Are you a turkey? Cause I wouldn’t mind stuffing ya hahaha *wink wink*

I actually have only bottomed like a handful of times since the “incident”…

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

What is the incident.

[gingersofficial]

So one time I was getting spit roasted by this married couple and the next day my ass really hurt. Like to the point I could barely walk and had to shuffle everywhere. Well I went to the doctor and they said they had to take a look so I was like ok this should be easy, I’ve taken things bigger than a finger… so she goes to look and it hurt so bad I actually passed out. I woke up and she told me I had fissures and that if they were literally any worse I would have to get surgery. So she gave me suppositories and Oxycodone and told me it would heal on its own. Explaining to my parents that I got fucked so hard my ass literally tore was a fun day… Well about TWO FUCKING MONTHS LATER…it hasn’t improved like at all. The pain was so bad that I would occasionally pass out just trying to shit. Finally, one day I was late for class but I really had to shit so I was like “you can do this. Just shit and pass out quick and then waddle quickly to class.” Well I shit and it felt fine and there was almost no pain…all of a sudden I felt fine. It was weird. Then I went to wipe and my hand felt wet. Like dripping wet. I looked at my hand and it was absolutely drenched in blood. Panicking, I called my mom and she asks me what color the blood is and I’m like “FUCK YOU MEAN WENDY?! It’s red…” and she’s like “no is it bright red or dark red?” And I respond that it’s bright and she tells me that I’m fine because if it was dark red then it would’ve been internal bleeding and that I probably just had a blood blister in my ass that was causing the pain and it finally popped. After that I was fine. So yea I haven’t been a fan of bottoming since then.

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

[gingersofficial]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

@gingersofficial your story made me a top.

[injuries-in-dust]

Are we all ignoring the question of how the mom knows so much about anal bleeding?

[gingersofficial]

When she initially asked how I tore it, she asked if I had taken like a massive shit or something and I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from being served as a deep dick pizza to a hungry gay couple so I just said yea and fuckin Wendy here goes “oh yea that’s happened to me before”…so she’s had some experiences. My dad on the other hand knew damn well I was being a ho on the go but kept it a secret from my mothers virgin ears.

[homosexualpanicattack]

Gurl we’ve all been there.

[that-twink-over-there]

“served as a deep dick pizza”

[nixostorme]

[marisatomay]

the annual vibe check has been released

[marisatomay]

it’s just an algorithm it can’t hurt you

[rainydayegg]

@ g*briel agreste’s already shitty parenting after watching chat blanc

[rainydayegg]

The only person Bakugo is truly scared of is Aoyama because he can verbally say things like

“I’m feeling so ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ today”

Baku: wh-what the fuckkkkk whatthefuckwhatthefuckk what the f u c k

[rainydayegg]

Oh honey,,,,,,,,,,,,

[rainydayegg]

Convince me Bad Liar by Imagine Dragons wasn't written specifically for Tony Stark

[balladofabrokebitch]

This is Katie Bouman.

The MIT grad student responsible for the amazing and long awaited black hole photographs that were before just a figment of amorphous scientific predictions. This is a very big success for the science world and for all women in STEM, and a big step forward of what was once just mere calculations. Yet, I have seen barely any mention of the woman responsible.

Y’all remember her and spread her legacy. It’s about time we recognize women of science and all women in history for their accomplishments!  🔬 🌎 🌑

[astrodidact]

[rainydayegg]

If anyone wants to make some sheet music for that one scene in Frozer that would be great thanks

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[my-sugawara]

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I had fun doing this one! Suga wants you do try your absolute best, and he knows that with time, things will get better for you! 

Send me some prompts and I’ll voice them as Suga!