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gaypriori

I lost it at “2 bread”

shownumetal

1 gallon of regular chocolate

18 minutes of flour

5 plates of salt

2 inches of water

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”

sheriffsunshine

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

inwincible-mutton-chops

Tbh, I always saw my mom check the eggs in the carton and for the longest time I didn’t know why and everytime I went out and bought eggs I’d copy her because that’s what everyone does, open the carton. So I’d always just end up staring at an open carton of eggs in the grocery store thinking “Yes. These are eggs”. And I’d buy them.

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

cryoverkiltmilk

young-il-long-kiyoshi

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

farrentalon

My reaction, only with coffee.

thetiredpianist

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

toshio

kingrudegyalchina

I missed this

caliloner559-deactivated2019120

Never forget

princessakuba

Lmao

peaceloveandyanni

Pokemans

ororomunroedontpullout

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

pastel-pwussy

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

memethiefsteve

hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708

who did this

goth-aunt

ranescu

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

ranescu

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

ranescu

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

ranescu

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :>

ranescu

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

ranescu

They’re single and ready to mingle~

ranescu

vega-antisocialite-deactivated2

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

almondkittie

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

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theroseandthebeast

#it’s strange to thing back and realise this incredibly charged scene was their introduction #no flash backs #no explanations #no descriptions #no ‘well as you know’ exposition #it’s just 2 very very subtle actors with decade of experience and a very spare very short scene #but you KNOW #you KNOW IMMEDIATELY #you know a) these two have oceans of history between them #b) they hold diametrically opposed viewpoints #c) they have probably tried to kill each other at some point #d) they retain enough loyalty to an earlier version of their friendship that they talk amiably about that fact #e) you know shits going to hit the fan as a result of their opposition but you know they cannot do otherwise #and f) they both regret it in a way #THISE SCENE GOES FOR ABOUT 25 SECONDS #you get a cast iron sense of their dynamic with no backstory AT ALL (harrietvane)