chaos

DNI IF ANTI ENDO ☆ hey this is just a system blog for everyone to ramble lol  ☆ this blog isn't as child friendly  ☆  !!dx!!  ☆ it/its  ☆  traumagenic, but accepting of everyone  ☆

[random-system]

hey, this is our system blog!!

a little bit about us here - 🌟

poetry here - 💕

we're probably not gonna tag stuff here but we will tag who's fronting prolly with these

Faer - 🦕

Grey - 🎧

Red - 🌙

Robbie - 🎀

Felicity -🐇

Sinclair - 💫

Sinclair doesn't front much but he can be nasty so just kinda....avoid him

These are also just the alters who are comfy on the internet, some aren't

[cyprozombiegirl]

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

[bloodied-dagger]

okay I know we’re only 4,000 notes in but look at the likes-reblogs ratio… it’s almost the same. Staff you done fucked up

[rainbowangel110]

12k now, there's a difference in the ratio now but still a close one. Wowsers Staff.

[bloodied-dagger]

Good lord, staff

[rainbowangel110]

Mother of pearl you guys

[hell0jon]

bam

[sometimes-nonexistent]

Oh my god tumblr staff what have you done

[ruckuscauser]

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

[cannibalisticdespair]

Low Quality Dane

[keroa]

[michaelgovehateblog]

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

[generalelectionmusings]

[cephalopod-truther]

What an icon

[baddywronglegs]

So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[lunchboxpoems]

KAT GIORDANO

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

Fun fact about me. When I was 11 I wanted to be Cicero so bad. I would read his speeches all the time before bed. I decided to become a lawyer. I won multiple public speaking and mock trial awards. I am now a pre-law student. He's had more influence on my life than anyone alive.

hi. i love everything about this. are you sure you are not possessed by the spirit of cicero

[fata-vocant]

is this the right place to admit i put cicero in my phone contacts, WITH birth date, city, company, and contact picture

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

i love it. does anybody else have more cicero confessions to make

[locutus-sum]

I used to talk to my statue of him every day and tell him about my day (in Latin of course so he could understand).

When I'm home alone I perform his speeches to myself in the mirror.

And when I was in school EVERY TIME Cicero came up in a lesson the whole class and the teachers would always look right at me. Like it became a running joke. I tried so so hard to be normal about him but everyone knew I was not.

And then I discovered tumblr and now I feel right at home with all of you weirdos.

[tityre-tu-scurra]

I bring around a tiny pic of him all the time and kiss it before tests as if he were a saint. Also when I need to repeat something while studying and I'm alone, I imagine to be him in the Senate.

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

beautiful. powerful. keep the confessions coming

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

this was funnier in my head

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Then you must be in hysterics

[lethalbutterfly]

[escuerzoresucitado]

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

[dopaminerjic]

[firedrakewicked]

[mangonetics]

[hilariouslarry]

[successioncore]

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[enron-intern-1998]

I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.

[polkadotmotmot]

Ester Tuva - CheezIt Angel, 2024 - Oil on handwoven canvas

[shopcat]

Can you watch this freaking thing for me

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

this comment passes peer review

[blog-of-horribleness]

[usaquestionmarkbonkers-deactiva]

2 of my fav pics, tongue eating parasite found in a tuna can

[yves420]

#ive been considering a tattoo of him for 3 years

do it do it do it

[yves420]

HIS NAME IS ERIC

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

[vee-needs--to-chill]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[poster-girl-lover]

@alltheliars @imperpetuallylost