"Together?" "One way or another. Together."
I do not control the hyperfixation, the hyperfixation controls me and it has decided Magnus Archives for the 4th time.
trying on a metaphor

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@rangerrobyn
"Together?" "One way or another. Together."
I do not control the hyperfixation, the hyperfixation controls me and it has decided Magnus Archives for the 4th time.
drawing jon consistently inconsistent is my passion
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tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:
rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number
please know that at any given moment Medjeh is occupying prime real estate in my brain as they perform an emotive interpretive dance based on the following artistic depiction:
Ok so I looked up Medjed, and apparently they look like that because they are supposed to be invisible but like, how exactly does one illustrate something that's invisible? So it's possible that the Egyptians, unsure of what else to, put a sheet over them to try and depict the fact that they're invisible in a way that could still be depicted.
So, with this in mind, since they are supposedly unable to perceived, one may wonder if they are Among Us as we speak.
Also note that, literally every other character in egyptian mythology and art is consistently painted en-profile. everyone, from the slaves to the gods is en-profile. But Medjed isnt, Medjed is looking at the observer Always at the observer. Medjed might be the first character in the narrative tradition to break the fourth wall. (its certainly the oldest I am aware of).
tma time travel fix it fic where tim is horrified by archivist!jon and confronts future martin like
tim: and what you’re okay with this? you’re a monsterfucker now?
future martin, affronted: i am not a monsterfucker
tim: huh? i thought-
future martin: jon’s asexual. i’m a monsterlover
One of my favourite things about jonmartin is that their entire relationship is based on them having made a pretty bad first impression on each other and then realising that they were wrong and learning to love the real person behind that initial impression, but it goes in like, the opposite direction for each of them?
So for Jon it's a fairly standard case of "I underestimated Martin but got to know him better and found out he's actually much smarter/braver/kinder/more interesting and complex than I originally thought and now I will adore him forever".
But with Martin it's completely the other way around! He met his kind of intimidating new boss and thought he was so smart and adult and put-together and a little bit posh but then later it's more like "actually he asked me to my face if I was a ghost and he talks to cats as if they're people and I've caught him dunking his Jammie Dodgers in his tea and sometimes it's the only thing he eats that day, turns out he's an idiot and a disaster and I will adore him forever".
What were you expecting? My hand was forced, I had to make a Control au considering it being the inspiration for tmagp. I love this game!
Together.
closeups & rambling below (s5 spoilers)
make your statement, face your fear.
•do not repost•
Fucking finally. I can finally post this and oh fuck I’m so incredibly proud of it. I’m gonna go cry and sleep now Oh TMA season 5… What an adventure
An old meme but i love it
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
make coffee
regular day:
put water in coffee maker
put coffee in coffee maker
turn on coffee maker
bad day:
take pot from coffee maker
turn on sink
fill up coffee pot
turn off sink
pour water into coffee maker
put coffee pot in coffee maker
open cupboard
get coffee filter from cupboard
get coffee beans from cupboard
put filter in coffee pot
measure coffee
pour coffee into filter
close coffee maker
turn coffee maker on
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
in true 70/80s gay fashion luke sees a man with a moustache and he loses his mind
luke, absently: yeah i mean i guess my first boyfriend was biggs but we never got very far before he died for the rebellion… din, torn between respect for the dead and trembling jealous fury: why was he called that
@bad-place-to-become-lost replied: The Archivist/Jon Sims in I Am in Eskew…
I’m gonna be honest,
Jon Sims would be on thin fucking ice in Eskew.
The main reasons he has done so well in TMA are that a) He has unimaginably powerful dark forces plotting his survival, b) Martin, c) He makes strong and capable allies by sacrificing himself to protect people, and d) Martin again. Now, the dark forces are working almost unanimously AGAINST him, being self-sacrificing is more likely to just get himself and others hurt, and, importantly, no Martin.
On one hand, it’s very possible that he’d just go native and never look back. He might even enjoy it. He would definitely fall in love with the city itself, as terrible as it is; the mysteries it holds, the secrets, the history. He’d probably take a job at an archive not unlike the Institute. An archive which, also not unlike the Institute, has something monstrous living inside it. The Something has rules, and it can be bargained with, like many things in Eskew. Jon learns this quickly, and… ‘befriends’ is a strong word, but he learns how to keep it happy and fed, and he learns that it will keep him safe in return. If Jon let himself go into the dark embrace of Eskew, he’d do very well for himself indeed.
On the other hand, whenever Jon’s psyche gets good and shattered, he has a remarkable tendency to swipe the jagged pieces at anything that gets close to him until he gets a chance to recover. Which, in Eskew, he does not. If season 2 of TMA is any indication, Jon would go utterly feral the first time the city tried anything funny at him. He would simply not stop until Eskew was ragged with bite marks and blood from his tearing, rabid fingernails. Jonathan Sims would live in the sewers and kill and eat every monster Eskew sent to drag him back out. Jonathan Sims would climb the church tower, set the building on fire, and stand in the flaming ruins to make sure it burned down. Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, would be the scourge of Eskew in ever-increasingly grandiose and self-destructive ways, until the city has to choose between letting him go and waiting for him to destroy them both. Assuming also that every fiber of Jon’s considerable willpower, intellect, and determination are focused on getting back to Martin, he might just make it out.
oh my god IT’S TRUE
also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog
To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.
When they kill your dog
oh my god
my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"
China: we love kung fu and we love pandas
America: *makes a film about a panda who learns kung fu*
China: WHAT THE FUCK