disasterous self ship and maladaptive daydreams

bee (or annie) // 24 + pan + leo + she/they //Leo Valdez's legal wife (yes its official), favorite (and only) child of Tony Stark // self indulgent shit // semi hiatus

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[raspberryblondeambition]

We can all agree he'd make custom emojis based on my whims and emoji related desires right

[raspberryblondeambition]

the vibe for tonight <333

"I'd rather be always be a part of whatever you do" <3

[deathdetermineslife]

the ULTIMATE f/o infodumping ask game!

(this is gonna be a long one...)

🍓 - disregarding the career your f/o currently has, what other career would they consider going into, if given the chance?

🍒 - if your f/o and you spend a day doing anything, anything at all, what would they do and why?

🍎 - what's your f/o's favorite drink? any drink, alcoholic or non alcoholic!

🍉 - is your f/o religious? what's their opinion on religion or spirituality?

🍑 - is your f/o more comfortable giving or receiving gifts? why? do they have any preferences on gifts they like receiving?

🍊 - if you asked your f/o to peel an orange for you, what would they do?

🥭 - did your f/o have stuffed animals growing up? do they still have stuffed animals? do they have a favorite?

🍍 - if you could change any one thing about your f/os backstory/character, what would you change? why?

🍌 - does your f/o have a vendetta against The Big Light™? what kind of lighting do they prefer?

🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?

🍋‍🟩 - is your f/o superstitious? is there any habits they follow or quirks they have to follow said superstitions? like not opening umbrellas indoors to avoid back luck?

🍈 - does your f/o believe in fate? do they thing everything is preplanned out by the universe or a higher power, or do they think that the idea of fate is bogus? why?

🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?

🍐 - does your f/o have any nervous ticks or idle quirks they do? like mindlessly tapping on a desk or fiddling with their hair when they're stressed?

🥝 - would your f/o ever let you do their make-up? what does their make-up process look like? is it simple? complex?

🫒 - what kind of hugger is your f/o? do they give good hugs? do they like hugs? do they like receiving hugs?

🫐 - is your f/o more of a writer or an artist? would you say your f/o is more left or right brained?

🍇 - if you and your f/o never met, what do you think your f/o would be doing right now?

🥥 - what hobbies does your f/o have? is there any hobby they would like to get into that they haven't tried out yet? what is it?

🍅 - if your f/o could buy you any gift in the world, whether it exists or not, what would they buy you? or, if they could make you something, what would it be?

🌶️ - does your f/o have any remedies they follow when they get sick? like taking a shot of whiskey to get rid of a fever?

🫚 - is your f/o a picky eater? is there any foods they will not under any circumstances, gun to their head, eat?

🥕 - when your f/o was little, did they dislike vegetables? do they still dislike them?

🧅 - what makes your f/o cry? do they get emotional at sad movies or books? do they only get emotional under very rare circumstances?

🌽 - does your f/o have a favorite animal? what is it? are they scared of any animals?

🥦 - does your f/o have any pet peeves? things that just really really get on their nerves? what are they and why?

🥒 - what's your f/o afraid of? do they have any phobias? anything minor they're scared of?

🥬 - what are some beige flags your f/o has? so, not bad, but not nessecarily good either. just. "oh. you do This."

🫛 - how does your f/o feel about pet names or nicknames? do they like them? hate them? what are their favorites and least favorites to be called and to use?

🫑 - how does your f/o feel about death? are they afraid of it? is there anything specific they'd like to do before they die?

🥑 - is there any niche topics your f/o is interested in? what are they and why do they like them?

🍠 - what are a few of your f/os favorite pastimes or things that they do when they're bored?

🍆 - does your f/o have a favorite scent? why is it their favorite? do they have a least favorite scent?

🧄 - does your f/o have any allergies? food or otherwise?

🥔 - does your f/o have any food dishes they make often? is there any foods you make for your f/o that they enjoy?

🍄‍🟫 - if your f/o could be any mythological species, what would they be? if your f/o is already a mythological species, would they ever want to be human?

I recommend practicing reblog karma ! people love infodumping about their f/os :) I also recommend sending more than one emoji at a time,,, there are Many here...!!!

[selfshiplog]

if ur f/o has a room or space that's theirs in canon, imagine how it'd change after they met you. leaving a few clothes of yours there so you'd have it when you stay over, and when you put it on it smells like them. theyd stock snacks they know you like in the cabinets just in case you came over. and imagine your place too.... things of theirs they forgot and gifts from them are all over ur room, ur heart warming as u get to come home each day to a place that feels like them even when they arent there

[raspberryblondeambition]

Once again, we have a very, very good relationship with our local fire department

[the-incredible-auraa]

selfshippers/yumeshippers can you please start drawing this as you and your f/o

(FORGOT TO MENTION IF YOU DO PLEASE TAG ME I NEED TO SEE IT)

[raspberryblondeambition]

pov you're moots on facebook with an audhd dyslexic simp that's down HORRENDOUS for his wife (it's me I'm the wife)

[hollisofrandomness]

Yumeship chart template!

On a whim, I made a yumeship template - I liked few others I saw but I wanted a combination of some very specific things

In a png format for your convenience <3

Just for people who were asking what infomation goes where, here's a little guide/example:

*I purposefully left it as blank as possible so you can basically put anything wherever you want

[raspberryblondeambition]

AAAAH THIS TEMPLATE IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT :') I had to help him figure out his zodiac bc he had no clue lol (spoiler, he's a taurus. which is surprising to no one)

[selfship-confession-void]

This may be the autism talking but does anyone else sometimes have to interact with your favorite F/Os/their sources at arm's length cause if you engage directly you get so excited you feel genuinely overwhelmed or am I Strange and Unusual

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[raspberryblondeambition]

Every time that happens I remember this tweet and imagine my f/o getting cuteness aggression towards me about it

[xxheartsprings]

Yumeships where the ocs/self-inserts are obsessed with their f/os are awesome, but I think everyone should also make their f/os absolutely obsessed, genuinely down in the trenches for their ocs/self-inserts.

Like yes!!! Your f/o(s) is/are comically head over heels for you!!! Your f/o(s) yearn all day every day for you and you only!!!

(Bonus points if it's a character that seems pretty emotionless and stoic all the time but melts into a puddle over yume...)

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O that's from greek mythology/has greek mythological roots? (ex: Percy Jackson, Hades by supergiant games, Goddess Girls, etc etc)

Do you have an F/O who is from Greek mythology/has Greek mythological roots?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onFeb 25

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O from marvel? (Any media—game, comic, you name it)

Do you have an F/O who is from Marvel?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onFeb 27

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O who has faked their death?

Do you have an F/O who has faked their death?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onFeb 28

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O who is from Stranger Things?

Do you have an F/O who is from Stranger Things?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onMar 2

[russel-bustle]

Imagine physical affection with your F/O!

Maybe you’re both sitting on the couch together, pushed as close as you possibly could be. You can feel every part of their skin touching yours. You can feel their chest rising, their heartbeat, their tiniest little movements, almost like you’re one person.

Maybe you two are just sitting near one another. Their hand rests on your thigh, but you’re both doing your own things. They might be reading, scrolling, or even just staring and thinking. No matter how little you touch, you’re still comfortable, and you’re still right where you need to be.

Your F/O loves being close with you

[cupids-arrow-heart]

imagine running small errands with your f/o.

[selfshipquotes]

F/O: R u showering

S/I: No

F/O: Without me? :(

S/I: I'm not showering

[nanamisbakery]

Your f/o being one of the first people to take care of you. And you doing the same for them