Rat Detector we have at home

The instructions are in a language you don't think even exists and the box is beat to hell. The only legible words are "Contact Customer Support"

[rat-dedecdor]

Hai! Made a gimmich blog. I can probably detect rodents.

My main blog is @1969chevycamaro

[belial-offical]

I made a twitter acc a couple days ago and I am regretting EVERYTHING. Why are they all so racist??? and homophobic??? and fatphobic??? and ragebait-y??? and mean???

I think I've just made actually good moots on tumblr, ILY guys @aceofpans @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

[belial-offical]

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

[ririwithrice]

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

[belial-offical]

Mm why are you so smart

Riri the science old-timer

[ririwithrice]

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

[the-rat12]

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

[ririwithrice]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

[rat-dedecdor]

Rat dedected by virtue of screm.

[ririwithrice]

Is that not a shrew

[rat-dedecdor]

Close. It's a mouse. I think you're like the second person to notice its not a rat.

[ririwithrice]

oh of mourse.

[belial-offical]

I made a twitter acc a couple days ago and I am regretting EVERYTHING. Why are they all so racist??? and homophobic??? and fatphobic??? and ragebait-y??? and mean???

I think I've just made actually good moots on tumblr, ILY guys @aceofpans @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

[belial-offical]

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

[ririwithrice]

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

[belial-offical]

Mm why are you so smart

Riri the science old-timer

[ririwithrice]

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

[the-rat12]

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

[ririwithrice]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

[rat-dedecdor]

Rat dedected by virtue of screm.

[ririwithrice]

Is that not a shrew

[rat-dedecdor]

Close. It's a mouse. I think you're like the second person to notice its not a rat.

[ririwithrice]

oh of mourse.

[belial-offical]

I made a twitter acc a couple days ago and I am regretting EVERYTHING. Why are they all so racist??? and homophobic??? and fatphobic??? and ragebait-y??? and mean???

I think I've just made actually good moots on tumblr, ILY guys @aceofpans @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

[belial-offical]

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

[ririwithrice]

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

[belial-offical]

Mm why are you so smart

Riri the science old-timer

[ririwithrice]

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

[the-rat12]

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

[ririwithrice]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

[rat-dedecdor]

Rat dedected by virtue of screm.

[ririwithrice]

Is that not a shrew

[rat-dedecdor]

Close. It's a mouse. I think you're like the second person to notice its not a rat.

[belial-offical]

I made a twitter acc a couple days ago and I am regretting EVERYTHING. Why are they all so racist??? and homophobic??? and fatphobic??? and ragebait-y??? and mean???

I think I've just made actually good moots on tumblr, ILY guys @aceofpans @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

[belial-offical]

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

[ririwithrice]

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

[belial-offical]

Mm why are you so smart

Riri the science old-timer

[ririwithrice]

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

[the-rat12]

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

[ririwithrice]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

[rat-dedecdor]

Rat dedected by virtue of screm.

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[ominous-signs]

🐐

[gremlinservant]

TWO GIMMICK BLOGS??

[ominous-signs]

Yeah you’re right there should be more

[rat-dedecdor]

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[rat-dedecdor]

Rars unforbunty dedected.

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[rat-detector]

[rat-dedecdor]

Rat dedected

[rat-dedecdor]

If y'all send shit in my ask box I well respond comically.

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[rat-dedecdor]

I don't believe this is a rat either.

[rat-dedecdor]

I accidentally reblogged some posts here. They may or may not have rats.

[margo-mayhem]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Just like me… yay!

[teathattast]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jam-etc]

Wholesome

[shithowdy]

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

[feyosha]

THE HUMAN INCARNATION OF THE SPIRIT OF NEW YORK CITY

[rat-dedecdor]

Rats not dedected because them cats. Also, I'm too lazy to find my usual image.

[rat-dedecdor]

I really should dedect some rats.

[endless-torment-detector]

also @a-rat-with-internet-accesses why are there SO many rat detectors and WHY are they all being recommended to me on your page </3

[rat-detector]

[endless-torment-detector]

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????????????????????

[rat-detector]

I was the first.

I have seen everything.

👁️

[atherflame-theconcubus]

This is gonna end up in an r/Tumblr video. I just know it.

[rat-dedecdor]

There could be rats here

[atherflame-theconcubus]

Yep, we’re ending up on Reddit and possibly YouTube.

And I went to follow every single rat detector I could.

I will follow more

[rat-dedecdor]

I bid you good luck on ye quest, my rat loving fellow.

[endless-torment-detector]

also @a-rat-with-internet-accesses why are there SO many rat detectors and WHY are they all being recommended to me on your page </3

[rat-detector]

[endless-torment-detector]

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????????????????????

[rat-detector]

I was the first.

I have seen everything.

👁️

[atherflame-theconcubus]

This is gonna end up in an r/Tumblr video. I just know it.

[rat-dedecdor]

There could be rats here