Rat Detector Rat 89

I Am A Rat!!! I Detect Fellow Rats!!! I Detect When We Rats Are Being Detected!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

There are three hundred rats

there's more

[rat-in-the-grain]

Like me :)

But I’m sneaky cuz I’m in the grain so they don’t count me >:)

[i-am-a-fish]

oh my goodness, rat in the grain, hello I love your work it's great to see you

[rat-in-the-grain]

Likewise I Am A Fish, you’ve been an inspiration :)

I enjoy watching your posts while scuttling in the Grain

[rat-detector-rat-89]

Rat Detected!!!

[recklessufodriver]

gonna paint a shirt, would this look cool?

ya

nah

use different colors

results button 🤑

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[worlds-best-cat-detector]

Rat king detected.

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[hail-mary-full-of-rats]

got bored last night and made a rat gif

[worlds-best-cat-detector]

Rat detected.

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

[i-hate-same-pic-of-rick-roll]

And I harb you random citizen 🙃

[bluesweaters15]

YEAÀAAÀÀAAAA I GOT ONE WOOOOO

[arethosewordsinthebible]

Words not in the Bible: YEAÀAAÀÀAAAA, WOOOOO

Words in the Bible: I GOT ONE

[worldmikudetector]

None of these are World Mikus

[sandwich-of-the-day]

Not a sandwich, but I can offer a reblog from another Gimmick! @walmart-the-official you wanna do your thing to help us catch a few more?

[walmart-the-official]

@bingle-official @spaghetti-o-fficial @rat-detector-twelve @ratdetector-x26 @wikipedia-the-non-official

@totally-italy @maryland-officially

I’m so tired y’all tag some more please

[rat-detector-twelve]

@rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector 20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @25th-rat-detector @rat-detector-the-26th @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334 @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-fail @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector-236

So sorry if you don’t want to be tagged

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[rat-detector-rat-89]

Neil!!!!

We love you Neil!

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

free-post-store

rat-detector-rat-89

Voting ended onApr 21, 2025

@free-post-store

(no propaganda submitted)

@rat-detector-rat-89

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

[rat-detector-rat-89]

Sorry to bother you all, but might I request some help from the hoards?

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-404 @empers @a-rat-with-internet-accesses @rat-eliminator

[empers]

(My original above ^^)

The moment i've been waiting for

The collection of evil rats i have collected from people (everyone is @ to their own masterpiece)

Rats, take over the world

@luluziy

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@forsakenprogam

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@a-rat-with-internet-accesses

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@mineralboa

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@lunasanguismusic

(The true evil rat detected)

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@emma0wolf

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@rat-detector-334

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@cosmostarzz2

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[worlds-best-cat-detector]

I'm shocked there's not more. Evil rats detected! Look at them standing there...menacingly.

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[a-rat-in-a-hoodie]

[does-this-post-have-rat]

This post has rat! 🫡🫡🫡

[rat-detector-334]

hey wait what’s going on with my detector

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[heartnosekid]

sweetratsofmine on ig

[rat-detector]

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[live-and-learn]

@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[thattransotter]

I love you i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️

[free-post-store]

$0

[is-silksongg-released-yet]

Silksong is not released yet

[were--ralph]

what the fuck happened to this post

shoo shoo get out of here

[were--ralph]

Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular

What is going on

[gimmick-thief-thief]

im too tired to give this an achievement. someone do it for me please.

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[catchymemes]

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[october-wing]

The council will now decide your fate

[worlds-best-cat-detector]

Multiple rats detected. This is clearly the council of wise elder rats I was talking about the other day. This is who decides the fate of all rat detectors. We will defend them forever. Thank you OP for creating our overseers. You are kind of like a deity of rats now. Use your amazing rat creating powers how you see fit.

[post-compressor]

[worlds-best-cat-detector]

Compressed rat detected.

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[shinynx]

Cannibalism ...

[worlds-best-cat-detector]

CW: This rat is being consumed alive. Multiple rats detected though.

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[important-animal-images]

[rat-detector-rat-89]

[lunasanguismusic]

"Love Is a Rat"

[rat-detector-rat-89]

Love is a rat!

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[rat-detector-rat-89]