Rat detector XII

Mohahaha

[rat-detector-twelve]

Intro

Hello, I am rat detector 12

I use she/they/him pronouns

Rat Sibling tag (WIP)

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-x6

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

Me :3

@rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-17

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdectector23

@rat-detector-24

@ratdetector25

@rat-detector-the-26th , @rat-detector-26 , @ratdetector-x26

Somewhere on this line…

@rat-detector36

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

Miscellaneous

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

@rat-undetector

@rat-detector-but-evil

@detector-rat

@rat-detector-fail

@rat-eliminator

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-detectors-detector

@rat-detector-redacted

[pokeballvictim]

Does cyberpunk 2077 have chain lighting

[rat-detector-19x]

I don't think they have fish

[rat-detector-twelve]

Do they have rats?

[rat-detector-19x]

Maybe not cause in lore they had a full on eradication of any animal considered "pest" or "disease carrying" so probably not ):

[rat-detector-twelve]

Yeah we are often called “pests” and “disease carrying”, so probably not :(

[pokeballvictim]

Does cyberpunk 2077 have chain lighting

[rat-detector-19x]

I don't think they have fish

[rat-detector-twelve]

Do they have rats?

[the-rat12]

PATCH NOTES

shrimps is no longer bugs

[rat-detector-twelve]

So what are they now….? Rats… I don’t know what to identify now…

Identity crisis detected?

[redyanderefanhappily]

Imma greasy lil rat boi :3

[rat-detector-24-official]

rat detected.

[rat-detector-twelve]

[kaviix-vah]

👑 Hello World 👑

First time having a tumblr account! I want to post my OCs and my comics for people to enjoy and also find my community in this cruel world ! A bit about me:

I love drawing my ocs

I'm nonbinary They/Them

I stream on Tw1tch as a Vtuber ( trying to reach Partner there! )

I make comics and animations

I'm working hard to reach my dreams as an artist!

I sleep with socks on like a NORMAL person /jk

I have a persona that I've written a whole lore for ! Nice to meet you all ~!

[mersinia]

You didn't tell me you finally did this, time to get the tag list of doom together :)

Welcome to Tumblr btw, hope you enjoy it!

[mersinia]

@the-rodgud

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-448c-haj

@the-rosahaj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-demonhaj

@demonhaj

@brunhaj

@edgarnoe

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-gronhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-magentahaj

@the-haj

@the-blalilahaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-blahaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-litenhaj

@svard-haj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-grahaj

@shadowhaj

@swimhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@official-blahaj-posts

@the-lilahaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-emohaj

@the-arohaj

@the-korallfisk

@the-fuchsiahaj

@halvgudhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-valhaj

@the-ljushaj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-aftonsparv

@the-crowhaj

@regnbasgshaj

@bagarhaj

@swimhaj

@the-frankenhaj

@the-sonichaj

@the-odethaj

@scoliosis-haj

@the-ljushaj

@the-dovehaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@sibhaj

@kasmiskhaj

@hajtale

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-butterhaj

@kortfattadhaj

@the-vamphaj

@the-norsehaj

[mersinia]

@walmart-the-official

@the-real-gmail

@offiiciallybavaria

[mersinia]

@thecrazyalchemist

@four-leafed-queer-gal

@flaming-cactus

@1midnightthought

@bunnyinakangolhat

@onetimemavaroni

@anotherhumanperson

@unstableunicornofasgard

@sarah-ankh

@mackonfire

@dr0w1ng-l3ss0n5

@cado-thingy

@loki-god-of-mischief-13

@i-fucked-your—-mom

@theetherialraphael

@sentientballofpeas

@yourlocalbagderscales

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass

@aesthetic-writer18

@denanglens

@mollyhawk

[tag-list-management]

I still gotta expand this but eh:

@offiiciallybavaria

@evil-maryland

@the-velvet-room-real

@official-ireland

@beans4eyes @woke-elvis

@feydeer

@the-velvet-room-real

@the-purpursparv

@username-not-registered

@rat-detector-twelve

@asexual-official

@totally-india

@thedamsolangelofan

@locothewolf

@blahaj-elvis

@cookierunkingdomofficial

@0dividedby0haha

[rat-detector-twelve]

[endless-torment-detector]

also @a-rat-with-internet-accesses why are there SO many rat detectors and WHY are they all being recommended to me on your page </3

[rat-detector-twelve]

Because we are awesome 😎

[the-rat12]

Soooooo how are uuuuuu

evil as always. ahahahaaaa!!!! evil laugh or whatevs

[mildly-cold-grape]

hey wait isn't that @the-rat11's thing?

[the-rat12]

no i've always been the evil one. 11 just has different eyebrows

[mildly-cold-grape]

they- they literally have evil rat on their blog???

[the-rat12]

well yeah we're both evil

[rat-detector-twelve]

I think there’s a lot of evil rat blogs, ngl

[thetrueratking]

Rat of the Year 2025

Vote for your candidate

The-rat12

Anklethirstyrat

Bubblegumbabyrat

Rat-detector-24

a-rat-with-internet-access

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

[rat-detector-24-official]

Vote @anklethirstyrat or me. Either one of us will protect rats.

[rat-detector-24-official]

Oh wow thank you all so much for the votes. I appreciate every last one of you. I was not expecting that since I haven't been able to make it on much for awhile. Warms a rat's heart :3. Here's some much overdue rat tax with Meatball.

[rat-detector-twelve]

Is there another rat detector twelve?

[the-original-gb-bracket]

The reactions to my previous post made me realize I should probably post all the competitors that are a part of this competition, in alphabetical order. This will be split into several reblogs to bypass the mention limit. I'll leave this to simmer a bit before I actually get around to seeding.

If you're on this list and don't want to be, please let me know!

@1337sp34kr

@a-counter

@accidental-homestuck

@accidental-will-wood-reference

@ace-attorney-smash-or-pass

@aistobascistod

@aita-blorbos

@alonglistofbirds

@alphabetcompletionist

@alyrictoasongbythecranewives

@am-i-the-asshole-official

@amongus-text-detector

@amphibianaday

@anarchist-chess

@ao3org

@apolladay

@apple-counter

@arewebeholdingaman

@aroace-everyday

@aromantic-everyday

@asciicompletionist

@ave-daily

@bad-time-analogies

@badjokesbyjeff

@bear-detector

@best-u-of-feenis-program

@bestanimal

@bible-word-counter

@big-mayo-official

@binas-official

@birdcounter

@black-parade-daily

@blood-heritage-posts

@blorbo-court

@bocchidaily2024

@booktomoviebrawl

@born-against-daily

@bovineblogger

@bozarotexts

@bugthingsdaily

@c-counter

@c-official

@ca-dmv-bot

@can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture

@can-they-lift-thors-hammer

@cantheykillmacbeth

@cantheysurvive2001aspaceodyssey

@cantheywinthehungergames

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@card-of-the-day

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@cat-identifier

@cat-spotted

@catcrumb

@cavetown-debut-album-daily

@cccc-reference-counter

@certifiednewyorkposts

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@charl0ttan

@chess-rook

@chicago-mentioned

@civilisation-updates

@colourpickingpride

@connection-terminated-blog

@content-free

@contextfreepatentart

@cookieclickercookieeater

@cool-rocks-official

@costcopizzablog

@couldtheybecouldtheybekira

@couldtheycatchkira

@couldtransitionsaveher

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@creatures-in-posts

@critter-creature-or-beast

@cursed-facebook-marketplace

@daily-kobold-facts

@daily-vitamin-an

@dailyhatsune

@dailykafka

@dailypokemoncrochet

@dailyquests

@dailytricksterfox

@dark-wil-wheaton

@dear-ao3

@detector-rat

@devilcat3d

@digital-slenderman

@dilfs-dot-com

@disappointed-by-lack-of-soup

@ditto-dex

@do-you-know-this-adhd-character

@does-this-require-cyanobacteria

@dog-spotted

@doyouknowthisdisabledcharacter

@doyoulikethissong-poll

@drawing-you-as-a-critter

@duothelingo

@dyktvideogamesfx

@e-counter

@earth-updates-today

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@eatorfuck

@ebugsdotjpeg

@echo-flower-from-undertale

@eggblackoutpoetry

@eial-daily

@elitegreet

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

@etho-spotted

@eurovision-song-bracket

@everydayspamton

@evilwizard

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fake-post-archive

@fakest-thickwoman

@fav-character-shroin-count

@favevostagepoll

@fecundinex-official

@finding-tv-girl

@fish-identifier

@fixing-bad-posts

@flametexting-posts

@fluttershywheresheshouldntbe

@fox-detector

@fr-winn-dixie

@free-post-store

@friend-myth-kill

@frollosuggestions

@front-facing-pokemon

@front-facing-pokemon

@fuck-you-in-particular

@fucked-up-stimboards

@get-loved-nerd

@gimmick-blog-bracket

@gimmick-spice-tolerance-bracket

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@gimmickblog-taxonomist

@givingyouarandompathogen

@good-pokemon-center-reviews

@goodpokeaniscreencaps

@googlyeyesonmagiccards

@guillotinema

@guiltygearofficial

@hajtale

@half-fey-freak-of-nature

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

@haveyouatethisfruit

@haveyouheardthisband

@hawaii-part-ii-daily

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-proteins

@herpsandbirds

@hitboxesonstockimages

@hituwithabat

@hot-take-tournament

@househeritageposts

@how-many-letters

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@howdotheyliketheirsteak

@howoldisjimmycarter

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

@i-give-worms

@i-give-you-a-fish

@i-give-you-a-manul

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-into-faces

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-say-ok

@i-type-things

@i-want-tennis-ball

@identifying-birds

@identifying-cars-in-art

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit

@iloveants

@in-case-i-die-daily

@in-the-bible

@incaseimakeit-daily

@incognitopolls

@incorrect-guilty-gear

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

@inside-outtakes-daily

@inthetags

@is-destiel-canon-yet

@is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

@is-it-ranboos-birthday

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@is-jk-rowling-dead-yet

@is-the-post-reliable

@is-this-fascism

@is-this-shakespearean-accurate

@is-your-post-grey

@it-hurts-to-post

@its-target-official

@its-wednesday-sparkle-on

@jamface-daily

@jesus-holding-your-fave

@jeweledmonstera

@jstor

@king-of-the-gods-zeus

@kittybroker

@latinare

@left-handed-minecraft-mobs

@lemondemonlyrics-daily

@lesserknowncryptids

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@lichenaday

@linguistwho

@little-bitch-detector

@littleguysdaily

@litwtc-referrer

@localairport

@los-camp-daily

@lowpolyanimals

@magic-vending-machine

@making-u-a-cube

@making-you-in-atlyss

@making-you-in-lps

@making-you-in-mc

@making-you-in-ponytown

@making-you-in-roblox

@making-you-in-spore

@making-you-in-sticky-business

@making-your-fave-in-fr

@makingyourfavesinwebfishing

@makingyourfavindti

@makingyourfavindti

@mammalidentifier

@maryland-officially

@massachusetts-official

@mcmansionhell

@mcr-reference

@mcr5-thoughts-every-other-day

@mcytblrconfessions

@medici-official

@memes-to-show-the-past

@miscellaneous-marios

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@moonpawmybeloved

@mouse-spotted

@mtg-cards-hourly

@museum-place-of-guys

@musical-posts

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

@mysticmagicrat

@neilcicierega-daily

@nether-have-i-ever

@new-dinosaurs

@no-stupid-questions-official

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus

@nom-nom-counter

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@numberscompletionist

@official-bee-posts

@official-boob-posts

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-crab-posts

@official-knight-posts

@official-level-5

@official-linguistics-post

@official-mantis-shrimp-posts

@official-olm-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@ohio-thestate

@olipopsoda

@ominous-signs

@one-time-i-dreamt

@onenicebugperday

@onionpainter

@orange-content-rater

@orca-detector

@organic-blazing

@out-of-context-tbcu

@pale-fur-my-moirail

@parappa-raps

@parentheses-posts

@peeledpokemon

@peoplegettingkindamadatfood

@periodiccompletionist

@pointless-achievements

@pokemon-cards-hourly

@pokemonbattletournament

@pokemonxniccage

@polishpriests

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@post-store

@post-uwuifier

@postanagramgenerator

[the-original-gb-bracket]

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@posts-without-the-letter-e

@postsofbabel

@pressxtosetfree

@probablybadrpgideas

@problematic-polls

@punctuation-completionist

@r-ominous-positivity

@raise-anon

@random-askbox-shit

@randomalienencounter

@randomitemdrop

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-10

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-19x

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-24

@rat-detector-26

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-8x

@rat-detector-but-evil

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-fail

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-redacted

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-x6

@rat-detector36

@rat-detectors-detector

@rat-eliminator

@ratdectector23

@ratdetector-x11

@ratdetector-x26

@ratdetector13

[rat-detector-twelve]

Oh god, that’s a lot of blogs…

[the-queer]

I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

[sillyness-incarnate]

Go my mutuals

@kwacpe @sepiaorchards @atheenee

And as a hail mary @walmart-the-official

[just-a-friendly-wizard]

I shall answer the call:

@ghastlysparkz @conjurer-of-worms @hollowedcathedral @frankiefridayyy @bookmothic-dyke @corvid-king @spaghettihell @santhewitch @mortallyjollybear @crazy-wizard-51 @bigtailedkobold @brizleebear @fattocatto-wizard @cherasmusthewizard @aquarieddie @bowman-42 @cattheslimey

[bowman-42]

The beacons are lit! A bi-person calls for aid!

@quixoticprince @oharas-demon @everythingfox @everynicorobin @esperata @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @lotrreactionmemes @weenie-kun @brattylikestoeat @bi-trans-alliance @bisexualsabo @narramin @kitty @thotsandpreyers @treespen @gay-irl @melonteee @caseyd1a @pai-showdown @sleepyrainart @iamotakugirl

And once more, the summoning will be attempted... @walmart-the-official

[welsh-dragon-offical]

1 DAY AND 3000 MORE NOTES, WE CAN DO IT, C'MON, ONE LAST PUSH!

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

[welsh-dragon-offical]

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

@official-olm-posts

@the-equator-official

@milk-the-official

@official-jurassic-park

@french-horn-official

@cute-aggression-official

@deja-vu-official

@official-official-post-posts

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

@buildabearfr

@firehouse-subs-fr

@deviantart-official

@totally-ikea

@yandex-search-fr

@official-sainsburys

@definitely-spencers-gifts

@totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese

@real-pollo-campero

@the-real-ipsy

@totally-peacock-i-swear

@not-really-discord

@burgerking-official

@obviously-mojang

@pizza-hut-unofficial

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-dunkin-of-dunkins

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@barnes-and-noble-official

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@reallybadblackoutpoems

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@real-chicago

@totally-india

@official-vermont-fr

@mackinac-island-official

@the-nevada

@iceland-the-official

@mid-maryland

[welsh-dragon-offical]

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@posts-i-saw-on-reddit

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

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@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

@official-john-lennon

@the-mojave-desert

@the-sniffer

@sniffer-of-gimmicks

@marryingthewholecorpoverse

@the-everything-remover

@totally-hardcore-tanoc

@rainworld-name-verifier

@post-fishifier

@text-inverter

@ur-fav-hates-columbus

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@making-you-in-spore

@alienracist

@shakespeare-official-account

@rate-this-color-please

@top-secret-replier

@l-is-t-e-n

@a-literal-rat

@counting-hrt-in-posts

@real-boeing-757

@ratethepost

@hellsite-cat-genetics

@the-assigner-of-gimmicks

@not-a-dark-matter

@has-no-opinions

@singular-ghost-sound

@snailmusic

@thescrimblifier

@gimmick-remover

@isuggestforcemasc

@watchpoob

@this-post-smells-like

@sneebertdeebert

@snackgenerator

@gimmick-therapist

@giftgenerator

@woo-in-different-lengths

@fuckableobjects

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

@gimmick-fixer

@gimmick-unremover

@son-of-gimmick-unremover

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

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@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

[welsh-dragon-offical]

@translatingpostsintodutch

@translatingpostsintofrench

@translatingpostsintogerman

@translatingpoststojapanese

@translatingpostsintoenglish

@itranslatepostsintotokipona

@translatingthingsinfrench

@randomalienencounter-translated

@translatingpoststoesperanto

@translatingpostsintorussian

@translating-posts-into-finnish

@postgreekification

@translatingpostsintoitalian

@t-counter

@a-counter

@voweltally

@e-counter

@contraction-counter

@how-many-letters

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@theletterkcompletionist

@the-disemvoweler

@asciicompletionist

@oedcompletionist

@alphabetcompletionist

@punctuation-completionist

@numberscompletionist

@periodiccompletionist

@wildcard-completionist

@silly-detector

@amongus-text-detector

@bible-word-counter

@in-the-bible

@arethesewordsinhomestuck

@are-these-words-in-thee-bible

@arethesewordsin-thebible

@beatles-lyrics-percent

@arethosewordsinthebible

@the-firey-painter

@the-glitter-painter

@the-icy-painter

@the-purple-painter

@the-blue-painter

@the-red-painter

@painting-red

@the-bazzow-painter

@the-orange-painter

@the-yellow-painter

@the-green-painter

@the-teal-painter

@the-pink-painter

@the-white-painter

@the-gray-painter

@the-rainbow-painter

@the-void-painter

@the-pixel-painter

@the-mystery-painter

@happy-little-painter

@the-not-painter

@the-doodle-painter

@the-bird-painter

@the-pride-painter

@the-mew-painter

@the-weezer-painter

@the-deep-fry-painter

@the-scribbles-painter

@the-sus-painter

@thecroissantpainter

@the-lesbian-painter

@the-pan-painter

@the-aroace-painter

@the-trans-painter

@the-omori-painter

@the-sad-painter

@raidpainter

@the-stormy-painter

@the-howling-painter

@the-bisexual-painter

@the-hoppip-painter

@the-random-painter

@the-high-saturation-painter

@the-collage-painter

@the-inverted-painter

@the-duck-painter

@the-scaly-painter

@the-gumball-painter

@the-chaotic-doodle-painter

@the-pony-painter

@the-agender-painter

@the-gay-painter

@the-ghost-painter

@the-space-painter

@the-xenogender-painter

@the-music-painter

@the-anomaly-painter

@the-rotted-painter

@the-neon-painter

@cipher-painter

@the-mewtwo-painter

@i-say-ok

@i-make-things-into-faces

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-explode

@i-make-things-glitched-out

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-am-a-fish

@i-give-olms-to-people

@i-give-you-a-fish

@i-respond-with-emoticons

@i-spy-a-blog

@i-doodle-pfp-guys

@i-give-worms

[welsh-dragon-offical]

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-seven

@ratdetectortheninth

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-17

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdectector23

@rat-detector-24

@ratdetector25

@25th-rat-detector

@ratdetector-x26

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector36

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-87

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-eliminator

@rat-detectors-detector

@detector-rat

@rat-detector-fail

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

@rat-detector-redacted

@nixon-official

@patricia-nixon-official

@hoover-fbi

@kissy-kissinger

@froggyroycohn

@jimmydean37

@official-abraham-lincoln

@emobernie

@elvis-official

@transfem-elvis

@transmasc-elvis

@nonbinary-elvis

@miniature-elvis

@elvispurrsley

@elvis-parsley-official

@ghost-of-elvis-official

@pelvis-presley

@elvis-unofficial

@yelserp-sivle

@evil-elvis-official

@scary-elvis

@emo-presley

@robot-elvis

@snailvis

@haiku-presley-elvis

@sauromon-presley-the-orber

@elvis-hell

@elvis-parsley-chiapet

@mii-elvis

@wizard-presly

@eggvis-preggsley

@catgirl-presley

@italian-elvis-official

@italian-elvis

@elvis-researcher-official

@furina-de-fontelvis

@canadian-elvis

@the-ghost-of-elvis

@barbara-gunnhelvis

@death-elvis-official

@elvis-compressedly

@catboy-presley

@arlecchelvis-official

@phannie-elvis

@gay-elvis

@werewolfelvis

@mouseelvis

@elvis-official-impersonator

@gen-z-elvis

@eagle-elvis

@theelviseater

@girlvis

@pesto-is-all

@marmite-is-all

@mayo-is-all

@the-muppet-joker

@strange-aeons

@mydarlingathena

@lifedoesntdiscriminate

@minuseyes

@cabbagex4

@descimatedcroakernightmares

@gonzobatman1

@gunchhorseman

@bruciemilf

@descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

@statleragainstposers

@jimmythebastards-blog

@unmask-strange-aeons

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

@trash-panda-anon

@marsha-landlord

@long-furby-marty

@tenant-eight

@scarlet-worms

@owen-da-best

@sarasometimes

@thebutcheroffr33m3at

@potato-murderer

@anti-potato

@i-say-potato

@small-potato

@toastedpotatoes

@your-average-potato

@might-be-a-potato

@im-a-potato-lol

@eldrich-horror-official

@god-official

@theholyspirit-official

@lucifer-official

@entities-of-posts

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[sigynpenniman]

WOW

[worddevourer]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

happy 15 years to this post

[rat-detector]

[rat-detector-twelve]

[frontmansdefender]

[rat-detector-15]

rat detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector not detected

[rat-detector-twelve]

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[rat-council-official]

official they can't win against us all post

[arborealgargoyle]

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

[aquilacalvitium]

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

[rat-detector-twelve]

Rat detected! (don't have the image right now)

[justa-opossum]

ATTENTION BITCHES, BROS, AND OTHER MOOTS

Due to our father being extremely emotional and rash he has revoked most birthday celebrations for my little sister @/little-gremlin-cat because allegedly our mother "was blaming him for her small outburst" which was directed at the dog

So please tomorrow go into her ask box, @ her in happy birthday posts, and generally just say nice things to her because she doesn't deserve punishment for something our mom did

Sincerely, her older sibling.

Some @ s

@trying-trying2lyk @jennifer-confessions @fawnnnnnnnnnnn @nerpdatwerp @romeoroe @quinncummingpants @will-do-anything-for-a-dollar @crinkle-kitty @melatonin-69 @taco-bee @thedamsolangelofan @skulkzee @thewineindiosglass @exclus1v3l0s3r @hellodimond @macabr3sh0ck @durangomonkeh @lucyrobins @ghostwithpineappleonpizza @ning-ningx300 @adventurousswan @failingatlifespectacularly @aliyahgracedrawing @ravenswritingdesk231 @frostfae-thesoulcrow @lovely-------lady @radiowave-slushie @robingoetia12 @k0kainek4tz3 @angelwings-fly @animelover32456 @cococomiskry32 @aston-the-idiot @froggodofchaos @frankiefridayyy

[death-of-a-optimist]

RATS, I ASK YOUR AID IN THIS

AND AS A OFFERING FOR DOING SO I PROVIDE MUCH CHEESE AND A PHOTO OF A RAT WEARING A HAT

@rat-dedecdor faulty rat detector

@rat-eliminator commits mass rodentside

@rat-detector-but-evil evil detector

@rat-undetector I give up trying to find out what they do

@rat-detectors-detector detects all detectors

@detector-rat just another rat detector

@rat-detector-fail inverted rat detector

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st a couple of rat detectors (the romantic kind)

@rat-detector-redacted rat detector but I can't see the number D:

@rat-detector 1st detector (original)

@rat-detector-detector 2nd detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector 3rd detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet 4th detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power 5th detector

@rat-detector-x6 6th detector

@rat-detector-seven 7th detector

@rat-detector-8x 8th detector

@ratdetectortheninth 9th detector

@rat-detector-10 10th detector

@ratdetector-x11 11th detector

@rat-detector-twelve 12th detector

@rat-detector-13 and @ratdetector13 and @rat-detector-thirteen 13th detector

@rat-detector-the-14th 14th detector

@rat-detector-15 15th detector

@rat-detector-16 16th detector

@rat-detector-17 17th detector

@rat-detector-the-18th 18th detector

@rat-detector-19x 19th detector

@ratdetector20 20th detector

@rat-detector-the-21st 21st detector

@rat-detector-the-22nd 22nd detector

@ratdectector23 23rd detector

@rat-detector-24 24th detector

@ratdetector25 and @25th-rat-detector 25th detector

@rat-detector-the-26th and @ratdetector-x26 and @rat-detector-26 26th detector

Unknown rat detectors 26-35

@rat-detector36 36th detector

Unknown rat detectors 37-71

@rat-detector-72 72nd rat detector

Unknown rat detectors 73-83

@rat-detector-84 84th detector

Unknown detectors 85-88

@rat-detector-rat-89 89th detector

Unknown rat detectors 90-235

@rat-detector-236 236th detector

Unknown rat detectors 237-332

@rat-detector-333 333rd detector

@rat-detector-334 334th detector

[rat-detector-twelve]

[happy-henry-the-jellyfish]

if this gets 500 notes I’ll share everything I’ve ever made for him with him

oh and yall-

[death-of-a-optimist]

@satan-offical @walmart-the-official @france-unofficial (YOU OWE ME FOR YOUR BANNER)

[happy-henry-the-jellyfish]

nova this is a joke post!

do you really want the silly things I make for by boyfriend this badly????

[death-of-a-optimist]

Official list of rat detectors (click here for up to date list)

@rat-dedecdor faulty rat detector

@rat-eliminator commits mass rodentside

@rat-detector-but-evil evil detector

@rat-undetector I give up trying to find out what they do

@rat-detectors-detector detects all detectors

@detector-rat just another rat detector

@rat-detector-fail inverted rat detector

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st a couple of rat detectors (the romantic kind)

@rat-detector-redacted rat detector but I can't see the number D:

@rat-detector 1st detector (original)

@rat-detector-detector 2nd detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector 3rd detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet 4th detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power 5th detector

@rat-detector-x6 6th detector

@rat-detector-seven 7th detector

@rat-detector-8x 8th detector

@ratdetectortheninth 9th detector

@rat-detector-10 10th detector

@ratdetector-x11 11th detector

@rat-detector-twelve 12th detector

@rat-detector-13 and @ratdetector13 and @rat-detector-thirteen 13th detector

@rat-detector-the-14th 14th detector

@rat-detector-15 15th detector

@rat-detector-16 16th detector

@rat-detector-17 17th detector

@rat-detector-the-18th 18th detector

@rat-detector-19x 19th detector

@ratdetector20 20th detector

@rat-detector-the-21st 21st detector

@rat-detector-the-22nd 22nd detector

@ratdectector23 23rd detector

@rat-detector-24 24th detector

@ratdetector25 and @25th-rat-detector 25th detector

@rat-detector-the-26th and @ratdetector-x26 and @rat-detector-26 26th detector

Unknown rat detectors 26-35

@rat-detector36 36th detector

Unknown rat detectors 37-71

@rat-detector-72 72nd rat detector

Unknown rat detectors 73-83

@rat-detector-84 84th detector

Unknown detectors 85-88

@rat-detector-rat-89 89th detector

Unknown rat detectors 90-235

@rat-detector-236 236th detector

Unknown rat detectors 237-332

@rat-detector-333 333rd detector

@rat-detector-334 334th detector

[rat-detector-twelve]

[rat-detector-twelve]

wow there's 12 rat detectors? Wow

There’s like more than 50….