the young nerd

Whatever fandom(s) I am currently getting serotonin from | I enjoy talking about the things I like | Social interaction stresses me out so I am definitely not going to be on here regularly | I have been alive for a normal amount of time | she/her

[necromycologist]

OKAY i've read all 162 one-star review of the aeneid on goodreads. can i show you my favourite?

[necromycologist]

in latin 😔

[i-am-the-oyster]

[milfsisyphus]

if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[betsyschuylers]

SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[lyralows]

"I asked chatgpt-"

Well I asked Matthias Helver. He didn't answer, because he was too busy dreaming. Dreaming again. Dreaming of her.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme

Thread here

[theprofessional-amateur]

Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[im-cool-i-swear]

I have yet to actually read Six of Crows, but from what I can gather:

-Kaz is emo Inigo Montoya but for his brother instead of his father

-Inej is a pirate and also an acrobat

-Nina is really really pretty

-Jesper likes money and guns

-Some blonde guy named Matt??? He’s awful but part of the group???

-Wylan cannot read because his dad hates him

-Someone is named Joost and he has a mustache but that’s not one of the six main people??

-Some of the six people are Grisha

-Someone is named Pekka and he is a trashcan

-There is a club and it has crows

-The six main people steal something (money?) from an ice castle prison thing

-They’re criminals but like it’s okay because… they’re hot?

-Kaz and Inej are in love, Jesper and Wylan are in love, Nina and the blonde guy are in love, but why evades me

-Everyone is gay

-Chapter 40 is bad

Is this at all correct

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[fight-me-for-an-appl3]

why am i doing this to myself

[jack-the-fool]

Rocky: Grace say Hail Mary archives have all Human media yet Rocky still cannot find classic film Goncharov for movie night statment.

Grace: ....What?

Rocky: Grace not know own earth greatest mafia movie ever made question?

Grace: .......

Grace: What?

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[the-haiku-bot]

My signature is

worth negative 2 dollars

and 82 cents.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.