I’m eating the raw flesh of my victims

Hurk-

[beejwatch]

funny joke

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[bludraws094]

[dawatcher]

[pagewoman]

Thorncombe Woods, Puddletown, Dorset, England.

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

does anybody want a reallyy sweet girl with a substance abuse problem or no

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[hittingpeoplewithmycar-official]

me too

[isuggesteatingtherich]

roadkill isn’t to my tastes personally but if that’s what floats your boat

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

[ethicalbodysnatcher]

I love Margaret Houlihan

[funfettitoonz]

Its really amazing that hawkeye can do whatever he wants and get away with it because he's like their best surgeon. Truly the jesters privilege.

[squiddy-ink-s]

Undertale but Blue and Yellow fell together

[soft-october-night]

[ninetimesbluedemo]

i really don’t think he’d mind

[dr3am-operator]

happy pride month to HIM

[freelance-abortionist]