lukewarm vampires
no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires
a vampire's temperature should vary based entirely on their surrounding temperature. they're only described as “cold” bc they spend so much time in dank dark dwellings, when actually they're the temperature of a water balloon that's been sitting around for awhile
(incidentally that's also why too much direct sunlight kills them, they expand so fast they explode)



















