Ready for My Nose Up

Extreme animal close-ups. Submissions welcome! @warlockofagnesi for my personal shenanigans.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyndakiller]

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[officialspec]

this picture of my cat makes me feel like i woke up during an alien abduction

[officialspec]

[kaijutegu]

God, what have you done

You're a pink lizard girl and you dance at the club

[catasticalcalamity]

tegus are apparently invasive in florida and I'm like what? since when were dogs not allowed?

[kaijutegu]

That's where this one's from! She spent the first six months of her life dodging alligators and eating carrion, and now she rides in the cart at Joann Fabrics with her little crocheted blankie and wears a cowboy hat!

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[readyformynoseup]

This Is The Last Thing You See Before You Die (If You Are A Crab)

More videos of cuttlefish hunting mimicry at the linked article!

Credit to Sabrine Imbler (@sabs.bsky.social)!

[readyformynoseup]

Ok so this is easily the funniest tag any of my animal posts has ever gotten

[bebemoon]

from @hendryandrew on ig . “large wolf pack figures out they are being watched by big brother.”

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[readyformynoseup]

*adds to database I've been building for 10 years*

....and by "database" I just mean, tumblr archive

[taxidermycanine]

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you licks you sniffs you

[murrzbow]

[cat-faces]

[vee-dmsr]

HAPPY OCTOBER!!!

[william-snekspeare]

awesome game of bite cardboard. you look like a staple remover

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCKING GETCH OU

[nineoftoads]

[catasters]