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high key hopin @justinforprez gets raped and murdered

aliastov

fellas is it gay to spend years in a half-dead state dreaming about the day you get to kill the man who put you there, then be freed and rise to power again just in time to be sent into a decades-long exile, then use children as bait to find your rival and die in his arms after a very anticlimactic fight while he promises he will avenge both you and himself?

totalfuckingbitch-deactivated20

Insufferable

traumavomit

this is the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen

jimmybuffettoffficial

this mf looks like dutch van der linde as a cucumber

balaclava-trismegistus

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deadeyesopened

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

queernuck

alwaysbewoke

lmaooooo

icky--sticky

lets be real that had to have been a good time

ink-the-shitposter

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

cheshireinthemiddle

Same, but with Bush vs. Gore.

No one knew who either of these men were. What was even the point?

dragginage

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

dragginage

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude