oobh i got plany off time

she/her 25

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[skittercritter]

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[evilwizard]

say no more

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[spiribia]

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[haverst]

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[fruit-snacker]

Im pregnant and ots babies

[reallytinyalien]

anyways we ball

[reallytinyalien]

my birthday tomorrow and i feel really weird about it, like its just clicked that im always going to be Like This, like when i was a kid i imagined being an adult and being normal like i was going to grow out of all of my brain problems, but im turning 26 and yeah i didnt grow out of any of it. i didnt get to be a normal child and i dont even get to be a normal adult either. anyways.

[3000s]

[uncharismatic-fauna]

(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]