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[saudi-overload]

Hanging out with myself is such a vibe. Just me and my music

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[roaringstream]

[nazzstalgia]

Ice cream truck throwback

[queenofwerewolves]

I miss them

Q - Q

[blinkachu05]

Damn, I missed out.

[ruinedchildhood]

[forystr]

DHAAHDAA I AM A FOOL I AM UNWORTHY I AM IMBECILE

[forystr]

to elaborate;

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[factoryangelheaven]

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

[factoryangelheaven]

misery commune

[factoryangelheaven]

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

[bepisdrink]

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops

[toastbutteregg]

[kingofthebouncycastle13]

The music in water levels:

[deebyfeeby]

The music in snowy levels:

[luna1350]

Don’t forget the desert levels

[heavenlymusickcorporation]

The haunted house level:

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[weonsinnombre]

[shineemay]

this is my magnum opus

[adhdbun]

[nunyabizni]

[dzamie]

This is definitely on purpose - the white packaging with colored dots is specifically Wonder Bread brand. The normallest case scenario is that Wonder Bread paid them for product placement. The more likely scenario is that the animators wanted to put in a hilarious niche joke as animators often do. The weirdest case scenario is that the dude with the fetish paid off someone to do this.

[knightoflodis]

Just the implication of the possibility of the wonder bread person paying for this to happen in a broadcasted kids’ cartoon show is hilarious to me.

[ruffboi-mags]

I am definitely missing some critical context to make this post make ANY SENSE AT ALL, but tbh I don't think I want it.

[adulthoodisokay]

You don’t :)

[anxietyproblem]

[zero-two-ten]

this site has one setting

[jenroses]

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record.  And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons. 

[kittydorkling]

There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:

The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.

You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!

But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.

[bogleech]

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking

[aqueerkettleofish]

And the monster fuckers are forced to reblog legitimate advice.

[pandoranora2019]

[astrotheyge]

[astrotheyge]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bitchthefuck1-deactivated202204]

I'll never get over how fucking ridiculous the post-hunger games dystopian YA trend was. Every book was "society is sorted into *rolls dice* 5 groups based on *picks card* astrology signs. It is illegal to *throws dart at wall* sing. The main character is special because she *spins wheel* knows how to read. Two boys are in love with her."

[everythingfox]